| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 105 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
But wait, there’s more! We have AI chatbots, Blender models, low poly models, and mods galore! Want to retaliate against Mia after she takes your normal pills? Join our server and find out how! And don’t forget to check out our Snootboorus for some wild fan art and fics.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly unique and outrageous gaming experience!
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Don’t worry about offending anyone here, unless you build a pixelated Eiffel Tower and claim it as your own. Then we might have to have a virtual intervention. But hey, it’s all in good fun!
So come on over and let’s build a virtual world filled with cultural appreciation and questionable baby names. Who knows, maybe Ava will log on and realize that Minecraft is a place for creativity, not cultural appropriation drama. Let’s block and roll, baby!
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 25 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Our server is like a million-dollar house of fun, where you can spend your time building, exploring, and battling monsters without any family drama getting in the way. Plus, we promise not to yell at you for spending your hard-earned diamonds on a new castle!
So come join us and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only outbursts you’ll see are from creepers blowing up your creations! See you there!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
We have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server with their egg-splosive powers. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathered tyranny? The choice is yours, but beware, they have a strict “no featherless humans allowed” policy.
But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is home to the legendary block whisperer, who can communicate with blocks on a spiritual level. Rumor has it that they once convinced a diamond ore to turn into a stack of diamonds just by telling it a really funny joke. Will you be able to unlock the secrets of the block whisperer and become a master of block communication?
So come on down to our crazy SMP and show off your lack of talent in the most epic way possible! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft sensation… or at least the next viral meme.
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 7142 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 24 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Our server is so intense that even death itself is afraid to come near us. In fact, we once had a player who got so close to death that the Grim Reaper himself showed up in the game to challenge them to a duel! And guess what? Our player won and now they have a pet skeleton horse named Bones.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will have you on the edge of your seat (or block), join us now! Just be prepared to face death in the most epic and hilarious ways possible.
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
We have crazy mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the only thing exploding is your mind with excitement! And don’t worry about getting griefed, our admins are like superheroes, swooping in to save the day faster than you can say “Creeper!”
Join now and be part of our wacky community where the only thing getting evacuated is your stress! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime, because on our server, the only thing getting beaten is the Ender Dragon!
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
imagine mining diamonds while learning about institutional theory from Daron Acemoglu! u can build a castle while integrating machine learning algorithms into ur gameplay! and don’t even get me started on the quantum computation aspect – u can teleport to different dimensions in the blink of an eye!
so what r u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of ur life! who needs boring old houses when u can explore the mysteries of the universe while playing a blocky game? let’s goooooo!
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
We are a small SMP server making a welcoming community. We’ve got custom enchants, pyromining, pyrofishing, and a custom world for you to explore! We are working on adding more to it as we go. We are a small team at the moment of 2. But looking to expand in the future.Thank you to anyone who decides to join us on this journey!
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Enjoy this server with your friends, join this great adventure with your friends, we have jobs, missions, rewards, among others…
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 12 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
| Server Version | All the Mods 9 |
|---|---|
| Location | U.S |
| Availability | 24/7 |
| Duration | ~1 week |
| Age Requirement | 21+ |
| Support | LGBT friendly |
Q: Can I join the server if I am under 21 years old?
A: Unfortunately, the server is currently only open to players who are 21 years and older.
Q: What mods are included in All the Mods 9?
A: All the Mods 9 includes a variety of popular Minecraft mods to enhance gameplay and add new features.
Q: How can I protect my home area?
A: You can use the /home command to set a home location and the /claim command to protect your home area from other players.
Q: Is Discord required to join the server?
A: Yes, Discord is required to join the server so we can stay connected, plan events, and communicate with each other.
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a giant zombie who thinks he’s a rapper! Build your base out of rainbow-colored blocks and ride around on unicorns that shoot laser beams out of their eyes.
But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a secret society of llamas who control the economy.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Welcome to the land of kek!
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 | Mines Excavated: | 4777 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
🍔🍕 Imagine a world where you can feast like a king every day, with no judgment or shame for enjoying a delicious meal. Our server is a food lover’s paradise, where every block you break leads to a tasty treat waiting for you.
🚀💥 Leave behind the drama of shared custody and step-siblings who don’t understand the joy of a good snack. On our server, everyone is welcome to indulge in the most mouth-watering meals, without any guilt or accusations.
🎉🎮 So why wait? Join us now and experience a Minecraft world where food is plentiful, laughter is endless, and the only thing you’ll be ashamed of is not joining sooner! Let’s eat, build, and have a blast together in this crazy food-filled adventure! 🍦🍩🍗🍟🍰🍭
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 31 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties every Saturday night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken do the moonwalk!
So come on down to our server and learn the most important lesson about friendship: it’s not about how many diamonds you have, but how many laughs you share with your blocky buddies. Join us now and let the friendship shenanigans begin!
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 32 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
