| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 14 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Switched to 1.16.5 Global update
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
| Players: | 92/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 8 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
We’ve got OpenAI introducing a Realtime API that lets you chat with AI in real-time, perfect for when you need some quick banter while mining for diamonds. And don’t forget about o1, the model that takes FOREVER to respond because it’s too busy contemplating the meaning of life.
Google has even added an Audio Overview feature to NotebookLM, so now you can have AI-generated podcasts discussing your uploaded documents while you build your epic castle in the sky.
With frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai, you’ll never run out of ways to interact with our AI buddies. And our collection of bots, models, and botmaking resources will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So come on over and join the chaos at our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). Don’t miss out on the fun – Chen is waiting for you to join the party in the anchorhold!
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Explore our server and discover the hidden $1000 dress that can’t be returned, just waiting for someone brave enough to take on the challenge of finding a solution. Will you be the hero who saves the day and helps Emma pay back the dress through a part-time job or a gift money payment plan?
Don’t worry about family members thinking you’re too harsh, because on our server, we celebrate tough love and making tough decisions. Who knows, maybe Emma will even join us and learn a valuable lesson about commitment and responsibility in a fun and lighthearted way.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a hilarious adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time. Let’s turn Emma’s dress dilemma into a legendary Minecraft quest unlike any other!
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Join us and sign our virtual contract to commit to always being there for your fellow players, just like how your dad wants you to commit to always being there for Anne and her kids. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be so glad you joined and made lifelong friends in our Minecraft world!
Don’t worry if you’re feeling wobbly about joining, just like Anne’s daughter. We’ll make sure you feel right at home and have a blast exploring, building, and laughing with us. And hey, maybe you’ll even find a virtual mom figure to take on the role that mom should have in your Minecraft adventures!
So come on, hop on our server and let’s create some new family memories together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun with us? See you in the game!
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 28 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Magic Items Found: | 6124 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
oh, and get this, the villagers are, like, totally obsessed with llamas. they ride them around like it’s nobody’s business. it’s, like, a llama parade up in here. and, like, if you find the secret llama temple, you’ll be, like, rewarded with endless emeralds. it’s, like, the holy grail of llamas, dude.
and, like, the best part is the giant chickens that roam the land. they’re, like, the size of a house and they lay golden eggs. it’s, like, a chicken farm on steroids. so, like, if you wanna join this server and, like, have a blast, just, like, hop on and start mining for those elusive diamonds. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro.
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 28 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is located on a far, distant island where the influent and rich reside. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even try to rescue the kidnapped children that King Pig has taken for his own nefarious purposes.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the secret behind King Pig’s big nose!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Join our server for a chance to witness the legendary Brazilian boy band, “Block Breakers”, perform their hit single, “Creeper, Oh Man!” live in-game. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this once-in-a-lifetime experience.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base on the server where the Brazilian boys have hidden all the rarest loot and treasures. Will you be able to find it and claim your share of the riches?
So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild ride with the Brazilian boys. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5633 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 2398 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 21 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
