Welcome to Izutsumi, the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes! Rumor has it that if you mine exactly 69 diamonds in a row, the pickaxe will appear in your inventory and you can wish for anything you want – even a pet dragon that shoots fireballs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft: the Rainbow Sheepicorn. If you manage to tame one, it will follow you around and poop out diamonds wherever it goes. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a Rainbow Sheepicorn, am I right?

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Izutsumi. Legend has it that whoever possesses this potato will be granted eternal luck and fortune in the game. But be warned, the potato is guarded by a fierce army of zombie chickens armed with enchanted swords!

So what are you waiting for? Join Izutsumi today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players: 108/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 42
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Villainous Soap Opera Drama in Minecraft SMP

    Villainous Soap Opera Drama in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our SMP and experience the wildest adventures this side of the blocky world.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a horde of angry llamas comes charging at you, seeking revenge for all the times you’ve ignored them in the game. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with dancing creepers who challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot.

    But that’s not all! Our server is known for its epic telenovela-inspired storylines, where players take on the roles of dramatic villains who meet their demise in the most outrageous ways possible. From falling into a pit of lava while monologuing about their evil plans to getting crushed by a giant block of cheese, the deaths on our server are truly one-of-a-kind.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, look no further. Join us today and get ready for a wild ride unlike any other!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 23 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 33
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • LonelySurvivor Minecraft SMP

    LonelySurvivor Minecraft SMP
    Imagine waking up in a Minecraft world where you’re the only player left…sounds like a dream, right? Well, on our server, that’s exactly what happened! The rest of the players mysteriously disappeared, leaving you to rule the land all by yourself.

    But don’t worry, you won’t be alone for long! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP and embark on a quest to uncover the truth behind the disappearance of your fellow players. Will you discover a secret government experiment gone wrong? Or maybe it was just a really intense game of hide and seek? The possibilities are endless!

    Plus, with no one else around, you’ll have free reign to build the most epic base imaginable. Want to construct a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that spans the entire map? The sky’s the limit (literally, you can build up to the sky if you want).

    So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in a world where you’re the last person standing. Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • NoSpleef4You

    NoSpleef4You
    Join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens who will trade you enchanted pickaxes for stacks of hay bales. Plus, our server is guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn who shoots rainbows out of its butt to protect your precious loot. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Crops Grown: 6270 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Review Queens Server

    Review Queens Server
    so, like, this server is like totally awesome, man. like, we did this study with like 1.2 billion observations and found out that women are, like, way better at rating stuff online than men. it’s, like, a whole gender rating gap thing, dude. and, like, the reason is because, like, women who are unhappy are, like, less likely to leave a review because they’re scared of getting, like, negative feedback and stuff.

    so, like, if you wanna be on a server where the ladies are, like, totally ruling the reviews and stuff, then you gotta join us, man. plus, we have, like, insane stories that will blow your mind, like one time a creeper and a zombie got into a dance battle and everyone was, like, cheering them on. it was, like, epic, dude.

    so, like, come join us on this server where the women are rocking the ratings and the crazy stories will keep you entertained for hours. it’s, like, the best place to be, man.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 12
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Blocky Shon’s Minecraft Server

    Blocky Shon’s Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further than our server, where Fallenshadow reigns supreme as the most hard-working schizo loli on the internet! Join us for a wild ride filled with husbands, Twitch streams, ASMR videos, and even a Ribbon Cage (whatever that is). But beware, you must treat Fallenshadow well or face the wrath of her loyal followers. And don’t forget to refresh yourself on the global and board rules before posting – you never know what surprises await! Ignore, report, and hide divorcees at all costs, because on this server, drama is not allowed. So come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just don’t ask about the cult rumors…they’re totally not true. 😉

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Love Letters Sent: 5
    Dimension Hops: 11 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Her Appeal Minecraft SMP

    Her Appeal Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids hang out!

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that is as wild as a pack of wolves on Red Bull. We have secret underground bases, giant pixel art statues of our favorite memes, and even a pet chicken named Gerald who thinks he’s a ninja.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to make your dreams come true (or at least give you unlimited diamonds). And don’t even get us started on the time we all banded together to defeat the Ender Dragon using nothing but fishing rods and snowballs.

    So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the craziest, most fun-loving Minecraft community around. Just be prepared for the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • TiplessTavern Minecraft Server

    TiplessTavern Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of trying to save some extra cash? Look no further! Our server is like getting a massage and dinner for two with a $250 voucher, but with a 20% discount on your first visit. And don’t worry, we won’t guilt trip you into tipping more than you planned – we appreciate the savings just like you do! Join us for a relaxing and discount-filled gaming experience like no other. Who needs expensive tips when you can tip your hat to our amazing deals instead?

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • LaborCraft: No Thanks, I’ll Pass

    LaborCraft: No Thanks, I’ll Pass
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all forms of spiritual discipline, even during childbirth! Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can participate in silent births, just like our friend Sarah.

    Imagine the thrill of silently mining for diamonds, quietly building your dream house, and peacefully battling mobs without making a single sound. Our server is all about creating a peaceful and serene environment for our players, just like Sarah did during her home birth.

    Don’t worry, if you feel uncomfortable or need to step away for a moment, we won’t judge you like some of Sarah’s friends did. We understand that silent gaming isn’t for everyone, but for those who dare to embrace the silence, our server is the perfect place to be.

    So join us now and be part of our sacred circle, where the energy of the birth (and the game) is always flowing. Who knows, you might even discover a new level of inner peace while playing Minecraft in complete silence. See you in the game!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 0 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 37

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Admiring Abe – Minecraft SMP

    Admiring Abe – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old history lessons? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and you can hang out with your favorite historical figures! Imagine building a castle with Cleopatra or going on a mining adventure with Genghis Khan. Who needs textbooks when you can learn about history firsthand in our wacky world of Minecraft? So come on, join us and make history…literally!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 8 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 11 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • CraftySuccessLand

    CraftySuccessLand
    Success on our Minecraft server means building a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, riding a pig into battle against a horde of creepers, and taming a dragon to use as your personal flying mount. Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft master, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky griefers). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and start your epic journey to Minecraft glory!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • TaiwanCraft: Annexation Resistance

    TaiwanCraft: Annexation Resistance
    so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you know? like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that can dance the macarena. not even kidding, bro.

    our president, like, William Lai, he’s all about resisting ‘annexation’ in Taiwan, but on this server, we’re all about annexing all the cool stuff. like, we got a secret underground base full of diamonds and emeralds, but shh, don’t tell anyone.

    if you join this server, you’ll be like a superhero, flying around on a magic carpet made of enchanted golden apples. and the best part? you can ride a llama into battle, armed with a sword made of pure rainbow.

    so, what are you waiting for? join our server today and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. #llamalove #diamondsfordays

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Trust Theories Over Science

    Trust Theories Over Science
    so, like, imagine this, right? this server is, like, the ultimate place for all the conspiracy theorists out there. we got aliens, bigfoot, lizard people, you name it. but get this, they’re all REAL on our server.

    join us if you wanna uncover the truth about the government cover-ups and secret societies. we even have a secret underground base where you can meet with other like-minded players to plan your next big revelation.

    oh, and did we mention that our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling dolphins who are trying to prevent the apocalypse? yeah, it’s pretty wild. but hey, at least you’ll never be bored on our server.

    so come on over and join us for a mind-bending experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. trust us, it’s gonna be a trip you won’t soon forget.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Towns Built: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Pixel Pervs: Gender Gap Gone

    Pixel Pervs: Gender Gap Gone
    LOLZ come join dis crazy Minecraft server where we got boys and girls actin’ all the same when they see dem pixels! No more gender gap in reactions to Minecraft porn, everyone be gettin’ all emotional and behavioral up in here! It’s like a virtual gender equality revolution, but with creepers and diamonds instead of picket signs! So come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we all be equal in our love for blocky smut!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Farms Harvested: 497

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • 2b4a – anarchy server Minecraft

    2b4a – anarchy server Minecraft

    Just anarchy, come in, play, have fun =)

    Supported versions: 1.16.5+

    More detailed information on the website.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 12 Void Armor Forged: 17
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Tree SMP: The Vanilla Ice Cream Flavor of Minecraft 1.21

    Tree SMP: The Vanilla Ice Cream Flavor of Minecraft 1.21
    IP TreeSMP.mc.gg
    Discord https://discord.gg/GUmjf7fS

    Server Information:

    Map size Border at 6 Million (3 mil each way)
    Render Distance 10 Chunks
    Gamemode Hard
    Griefing/PvP Enabled
    TnT/Carpet duping Enabled
    Netheroof Enabled
    Bedrock break Enabled

    We’re a small Minecraft community that is restarting after the end of True SMP.

    FAQ:

    1. Can I join the server if I’m new to Minecraft?

    Yes, all players are welcome regardless of experience level.

    2. Is griefing allowed on the server?

    Yes, griefing and PvP are enabled on the server.

    3. Can I use TnT and dupe items on the server?

    Yes, TnT and carpet duping are allowed on the server.

    4. Is the Netheroof accessible on the server?

    Yes, the Netheroof is enabled for players to explore.

    5. Are there any restrictions on breaking bedrock?

    No, bedrock break is enabled for players to interact with.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 31
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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