It’s Up in Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Ronaldo Retired in Minecraft SMP

career choices, Decision making, football, global icons, international players, Legends, messi, Minecraft, PELE, player comparisons, professional athletes, retiré, retired, Retirement, retirement destinations, retirement location, RETIREMENT PLANS, ronaldo, smp, Soccer, sports, sports news, US

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with more drama than a Real Housewives reunion!

Join us and you’ll be thrown into a world where Ronaldo didn’t retire in the US because he was too busy building epic redstone contraptions and battling creepers with his trusty diamond sword. That’s right, Ronaldo is a secret Minecraft pro and he’s waiting for you to join him on this crazy adventure.

But that’s not all, we’ve got Messi and Pelé running a llama farm together, Steve from Minecraft is actually a secret agent trying to stop Herobrine from taking over the server, and the Ender Dragon is actually just misunderstood and looking for a friend to play with.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for some epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists along the way.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

GFsteals4funCraft

aita, almost expired food, bed bugs, clothes, Craigslist, Facebook Marketplace, food apps, Friends, GFsteals4funCraft, Girlfriend, harmless joke, high salary, leftover food, mattress, Muffins, PHONES, poor people, saving the planet, second hand, self congratulatory, stealing, uhaul

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?

We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CraftyLessons

CraftyLessons, emotional intelligence, Experience, growth mindset., hindsight, inner strength, lessons learned, life advice, life lessons, Maturity, MISTAKES, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, wisdom

Picture this: you’re a young, naive Minecraft player, just starting out in the vast world of blocky adventures. You stumble upon a server that promises epic quests, insane builds, and endless fun. But little did you know, this server was unlike any other.

As you start your journey, you quickly realize that this server is filled with crazy challenges and unexpected twists at every turn. One lesson you learned the hard way? Never trust a chicken with a diamond sword. Trust us, it’s a clucking nightmare.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Despite the chaos and mayhem, this server is the ultimate test of your Minecraft skills. From dodging explosive creepers to battling zombie pigmen in a disco dance-off, every moment is a wild ride.

So why should you join this insane Minecraft server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of angry villagers, or build a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Trust us, the laughs and memories you’ll make here are worth every crazy moment.

Join us now and prepare for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky chickens… they’re always up to no good.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Star Shards Collected:	139

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

EverestClimber100

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got partial remains of a british climber who tried to climb everest like 100 years ago. like, how wild is that?! come join us and maybe u can stumble upon some ancient treasures or somethin’. who knows what other crazy stuff u might find on this server. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna be a part of this epic adventure?! come on, don’t be a square, join us now!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Potions Brewed:	189

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Paws & Pixels Server

aliens, anthropomorphism, Behavior, Cater, Cats, Creatures, Curiosity, Dogs, domestication, Earth, Extraterrestrial, fascination, humans, intelligence, Interest, Monitoring, Observation, Paws, Pets, pixels, Server, study, Surveillance

so, like, imagine if aliens were, like, watching us from, like, space or something, right? and they were, like, super obsessed with, like, dogs and cats instead of us dumb humans. like, they’d be all like, “omg, look at how these humans cater to their furry friends, they must be their rulers or something.”

well, that’s kinda how it is on this, like, totally epic minecraft server. we got, like, aliens watching us and stuff, but they’re more interested in our pets than us. so, if you wanna join a server where you can, like, impress aliens with your pet-owning skills, then this is the place for you.

plus, we have, like, this crazy story about how the aliens once abducted a player’s pet pig and turned it into a super intelligent creature that could build entire cities in minecraft. it’s, like, totally wild, man.

so, come join us on this server and show those aliens just how awesome you and your pets are. they’ll be, like, totally impressed, dude.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Veggie Vixens vs Eco Bros

#sustainability, animal rights, bros, cultural influences, dietary habits, Eco, environmental concerns, ethical concerns, food choices, gender differences, Gender Roles, health benefits, lifestyle choices, meat consumption, Men, motivation, plant based diet, research, social norms, trends, vegetarianism, Veggie, Vixens, Women

so, liek, dis minecraft server is da bomb diggity, u gotta join cuz it’s where all da cool kids hang out. we got crazy builds, epic battles, and a whole lotta fun. plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all da rare items and treasure.

if u join, u gonna be part of da most exclusive club in da minecraft world. we even got a pet pig named bacon who will guide u on ur adventures. and if u ever get lost, just follow da rainbow sheep to find ur way back home.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with giant chickens? yeah, it’s pretty wild. so come on over and join us, cuz on dis server, anything is possible. just watch out for da creepers, they can be real sneaky bastards.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	New Chunks Explored:	316318
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

The Diamond Rush

#addons, Abilities, cosmetic, Cross-Play, diamond bank, Diamond Economy, Economy, Excavation, Fishing, home, Item Frames, Land claiming, leaderboard, leveling up, MCMMO, Mining, Perks, skill categories, Tpa, Trading, Vanilla, Whitelist

The Diamond Rush offers a near vanilla experience, with a bunch of quality of life/cosmetic addons (/home, /tpa, land claiming, invisible item frames & more). The server has a diamond economy along with a custom diamond bank plugin. Diamonds can be used to level-up & trade with other players.

The main goal of the server is to level-up through the 13 levels, each level unlocks a new perk. The requirements to level-up are diamonds & skill levels.

The skill level system is purely cosmetic for the leaderboard system, it’s similar to mcMMO but we’ve removed all the perks/abilities (due to it making the game too easy and coming too far from the vanilla experience). Anything you do in-game will give you XP towards a certain skill category (eg mining, fishing, excavation ect).

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	62	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Enival: Where the vanilla is semi, the java flows, and the trust is based on how fun you are!

Active players, Applications, Based, Chill Community, Datapacks, Discord, Enival, Experience, FIX, flows, Fresh, Fun, Griefers, hang out, Immersive, immersive experience, java, low player count, QoL mods, Semi, Suggestions, survival server, Trust, Vanilla, voice chat mod, Votes, World Map

Enival Minecraft Server Overview:

Features	Description
Proximity chat	A voice chat mod for a more immersive experience.
Nice community	A small, chill community that you can hang out with.
Votes and suggestions	Suggest and vote on changes for the server.
Whitelist	Server has applications to keep the griefers out.
Mods	A few QoL mods/datapacks for a better experience.
No TP	No such mods as /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

1. How can I join the Enival server?

You can apply for whitelist on the server’s Discord channel: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

2. Can I invite my friends to play on the server?

Yes, you can invite your friends to play on the server after they have been whitelisted.

3. Are there any banned items or rules on the server?

The server follows a set of rules to ensure fair gameplay and community harmony. Banned items and rules are outlined in the Discord channel.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Epic Quests Completed:	14

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Child Molested Minecraft Server

child, child abuse, childhood memories, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, counseling, emotional scars, healing, mental health, mental health awareness, Minecraft, molested, overcoming trauma, psychological effects, Recovery, self-care, Server, sexual assault, Support, Therapy, therapy sessions, therapy techniques, Trauma

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you forget all about that time you got molested by a chicken as a child. Our server is so insane, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the madness that goes on here.

From building giant statues of Steve riding a unicorn to battling zombie pigmen in a disco-themed dungeon, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny that grants you infinite mining power.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (not literally, we promise)! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional exploding chicken.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Well /minecraft /SMP /biz/, which /block will /you /mine?

Analysis, Biz, BLOCK, Business, Choices, critical thinking, decision analysis, Decision making, decision support, Dilemma, Entrepreneurship, Financial Planning, market research, Minecraft, opportunity assessment, Options, Planning, problem solving, risk assessment, smp, strategy, uncertainty, well, which will it be?

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane pranks, epic battles, and questionable decision-making. Our server is home to a group of players who are always up to no good, whether it’s building giant statues of themselves or starting a sheep rebellion.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds we find, just because we can. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room filled with rare loot and enchanted gear.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world. Just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

WeddingCrasher420

abandonment issues, anger, big boy pants, Emotional support, family conflicts, family dynamics, financial damage, funeral etiquette, Grief, hurt feelings, Jealousy, Manipulation, mental damage, NC relationships, oversensitivity, pettiness, sibling issues, sibling rivalry, toxic relationships, wedding drama, WeddingCrasher420

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join now for the most outrageous family drama you’ve ever seen – we’ve got siblings refusing to attend funerals, moms causing chaos, and toxic relationships galore. Skip your brother’s wedding? Why not, when he couldn’t even make it to your husband’s funeral! Who needs enemies when you’ve got family like this? Come join the chaos and see if you can survive the insanity – just don’t forget to put on your big boy pants!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Divine Spears Created:	27

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

AltLifeCraft

alt accounts, alter ego, AltLifeCraft, Anonymity, creativity, Deception, disguise, experimentation, Exploration, freedom, hidden agendas, Identity, multiple personas, online gaming, privacy, Real Life, role playing, secret identities, social media, undercover, virtual world

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can live out your wildest alt account dreams! Imagine having multiple personalities in real life – you could be a ninja one day, a pirate the next, and a unicorn the day after that! Join our server and experience the ultimate identity crisis in the best way possible. From building epic castles to battling dragons, the possibilities are endless when you have multiple alt accounts in real life. So come on, join us and let your alter egos run wild in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Vanilla SMP: Where Ordinary Players Struggle with Basic Minecraft Skills – Just Like Hermitcraft But We Suck!

AudioPlayer, Basic, Bluemap, Builder, city building, Community Projects, cozy cottage, Discord, Dragon Elytra Drops, Explorer, Grief Protection, hermitcraft, International player base, Minecraft, Nether, ordinary, Pig PVP Event, Players, redstone engineer, server-wide events, Simple VoiceChat, Skills, smp, Struggle, Suck, Vanilla, vanilla minecraft, Whitelisted server

Ordinary SMP Minecraft Server

Category	Description
Version	Java 1.21 (Vanilla)
Whitelisted	Yes
Mods	BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, Dragon Elytra Drops, and more

Why Join Us?

Active and Diverse Players
Whitelisted server for a high-quality community
Frequent server-wide events

Don’t miss our upcoming Pig PVP Event in 24 hours!

How to Join:

Join us on DISCORD

Happy crafting!

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is the server always up to date with the latest features?	Yes, we are on Java 1.21 and update regularly.
How can I protect my builds from griefers?	Although it’s vanilla, we have measures in place for grief protection.
Are there specific rules for the server?	Yes, we have rules to ensure a respectful and enjoyable community experience.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Pixel Dragon Ball Minecraft Server

Akira Toriyama, Anime, Ball, buu, Cell, DAIMA, dragon ball, dragon ball daima, dragon ball super, dragon ball z, Dragon.., Frieza, Gohan, goku, Manga, Minecraft, Most powerful warrior, Peak of powerlessness, PIXEL, power levels, Saiyan Saga, Server, Super Saiyan, Vegeta, Z fighters

Are you tired of being a powerless warrior like Gohan after Buu? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and become the most powerful warrior in all the land! We have enchanted diamond swords that can slice through anything, even obsidian! Our potions are so potent, they’ll make you feel like you can take on the Ender Dragon with one hand tied behind your back. So come join us and show everyone that you are the true master of Minecraft combat!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	25
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5