””It’s Objectively Good” Minecraft SMP”

Angela, boner jams, Chad James Sunder-Cock, character models, coomer, depression, Good, Inner Demons, MANNEQUINS, Maria, mental trauma, Minecraft, mod, nexusmods, objectively, Outfit, remake, Sankaku complex, smp, voice actor

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6500
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Crops Grown:	4399
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with outrageous character models and scandalous outfits! Our remake may not be the original, but let me tell you, Maria and Angela are looking fineeee in their new threads. And don’t even get me started on James – that voice actor is a total Chad.

But wait, there’s more! If you’re into some spicy mods, we’ve got you covered. Want Maria in an even sexier outfit? Just mod it, baby! We’re all about giving you that boner jams material while you confront your inner demons and battle mental trauma. Who needs Sankaku Complex when you’ve got us?

So come join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Nexusmods is just a click away, but trust me, you won’t need it once you’re with us.

Lifestealed

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9755
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dimension Hops:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

LIFESTEALED REMASTERED – Max Hearts: 50 – Min Hearts: 1 – Difficulty: HardLifestealed is a small but active community. Kill player’s and steal health points from one another. With a maximum heart count of 50, it seems that you’ll be undefeatable.We have custom enchants, items, and OP Loot that can be obtained from crates, so you can feel like you’re the strongest in the server!With a custom boss adding an additional challenge, you’ll be able to get the best armor in the game!

Lifestealed.com

VanillaCraft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5160
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

142.44.148.175

Aesir Mc

Factions, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5456
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Star Shards Collected:	291
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	15

play.aesirmc.com

TheCrib

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6362
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

TheCrib is a 1.20 Survival/SMP Minecraft server that focuses on quality of life features and values the player experience. The server is currently available to join on all the major versions, which includes versions 1.7 to 1.20.

thecribmc.us.to

Fire Crusades

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4309
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	1

play.firecrusades.com

JonGames – Survival Land Claim

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3407
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

jongames.com

Light

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6489
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	200	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Light Network is an economy survival server. We offer a range of features for players to enjoy whilst sticking to the vanilla-esk of the game. Survival has land claiming, free ranks, reward crates, quests, silk spawners and more! Connect to the server today to start your adventure!

play.lightmc.uk:25595

Secure Heaven

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	891
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Explore, destroy Demons and build your dream home.IP: play.secure-heaven.com (Java)Discord: http://discord.secure-heaven.com/ Website: https://www.secure-heaven.com/ How to enter: https://www.shmc.link/unirseDo you still have doubts? she continues reading: • Customizable home, with reinvented protection measures • We have a Passion for Survival • Weddings, Alcohol, Jobs, PvEStop by the server and leave us your opinion!

play.secure-heaven.com

Friends In Game

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4063
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

The Amici In Game Community is pleased to present its new server: FRIENDS IN GAME: The server was created with the aim of giving Minecraft enthusiasts already present on our official DISCORD a place where they can all play together, in harmony and serenity! A place to have fun with “Friends” in an almost familiar atmosphere… The server we offer uses plugins to protect all server constructions from any grief and/or other problems that could destroy or damage the work of the players on the server… In addition to the simple Pure Vanilla, we also offer some minigames (For now only BedWars, but there will be others in the future ;)) If I have intrigued you, I invite you to join us on the SERVER! (for various reasons, the server will NOT remain open constantly… Furthermore, in order to enter you must first enter our DISCORD SERVER so that you can be added to the white list)

mc.amiciingame.com

MC.LOL

Bedwars, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3051
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Animals Bred:	149	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

play.mc.lol

PrismForge

Economy, Factions, Prison, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3874
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7730	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

ms.prismforge.com

Esoteric Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6059
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

– Land claim to protect your builds – PvP enabled outside of claims – Basic commands like /sethome, /spawn and /tpa – Hard difficulty – No hard limitations on redstone or farms – NO Keep inventory

play.esotericmc.com

Valegate

Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5823
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	30
Players Killed by Monsters:	5071	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Magic Crystals Found:	18

play.valegate.com

FTB SkyAdventures by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4329
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Dragons Tamed:	7	Secret Passages Found:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sky.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Utils mod land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB SkyAdventures 1.12.2 Modpack

sky.craftersland.net

Humblex

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3214
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Void Armor Forged:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

mc.humblex.net