””It’s Objectively Good” Minecraft SMP”

Angela, boner jams, Chad James Sunder-Cock, character models, coomer, depression, Good, Inner Demons, MANNEQUINS, Maria, mental trauma, Minecraft, mod, nexusmods, objectively, Outfit, remake, Sankaku complex, smp, voice actor

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6614
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Star Shards Collected:	151
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with outrageous character models and scandalous outfits! Our remake may not be the original, but let me tell you, Maria and Angela are looking fineeee in their new threads. And don’t even get me started on James – that voice actor is a total Chad.

But wait, there’s more! If you’re into some spicy mods, we’ve got you covered. Want Maria in an even sexier outfit? Just mod it, baby! We’re all about giving you that boner jams material while you confront your inner demons and battle mental trauma. Who needs Sankaku Complex when you’ve got us?

So come join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Nexusmods is just a click away, but trust me, you won’t need it once you’re with us.

CalamityMC

MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3306
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	174	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	14

CalamityCraft: Towny Siegewar + Resources Gold economy Quarters Brewery Guns Discord Chatbot Fun games in the discord Owner engages with the community a lotComplete a questline, Defeat ancient gods, Cure a starborn illness that infects the universe, Make a religion and become a god, Make the deitys themselves fear you

domain.mc-mods.xyz

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5253
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Runes Activated:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

play.sleepycraft.net

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2912
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mines Excavated:	2367
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	38

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

funblocks.org

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3289
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	3425	Reality Warps Survived:	0
New Chunks Explored:	740668	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

oasiscraftbr.jogar.pro:22999

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5379
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Ores Mined:	4747
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Void Gems Collected:	12

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

craftedsmp.xyz:19132

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9062
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Potions Brewed:	98	Ores Mined:	5075
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Play.MythicSMP.com:25575

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	638
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Potions Brewed:	72
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

play.aquatic-vanilla.info

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3389
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3886	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

unitednetwork.apexmc.co

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3425
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	121
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

play.mlum.io

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1803
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Potions Brewed:	36
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

play.astralium.net

Beanz Craft

Factions, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7687
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Dragons Tamed:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

beanzcraft.apexmc.co

RivlerMC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9721
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Star Shards Collected:	298	Falling into the Void:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29

Welcome to our RivlerMC Network! Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles and conquer your opponents. Join thrilling game modes, fight solo or with friends, and prove your skills. Explore unique arenas, use powerful weapons, and climb the ranks to become a PvP champion. Chat with other players, make new friends, and join the excitement. Experience Minecraft PvP like never before. Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

play.rivlermc.com

The perfect SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2195
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Ores Mined:	9138
Emeralds Found:	6733	Votes:	8135
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Enchantments Applied:	159	Void Armor Forged:	23
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

ABOUT US: We are a Survival Vanilla Minecraft server on the latest version of the game! If you’re interested in joining the server, check out the discord server to apply.OUR VISION: We wish to create a Minecraft server that welcomes people of all types! We stay true to the vanilla feel by only incorporating features that don’t change the gameplay such as proximity chat and an online interactive map

play.perfectumsmp.online

AlmightyMC

Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8969
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Crops Grown:	8403
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

mc.almighty.pro

AitoFactions

Factions, MCMMO, Raiding

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8815
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Secret Passages Found:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	24

AitoFactions offers a unique and authentic 1.8.8 factions experience, blending the best of old-school nostalgia with modern elements. Our goal is to transport players back to the classic factions era while providing new and exciting features that enhance gameplay.Our server boasts a variety of custom plugins, carefully curated to elevate the experience and immerse players in a world of adventure and strategy. We believe that attention to detail is key, and our team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that feels both familiar and fresh.Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the factions scene, AitoFactions has something for everyone. Join us on our journey to relive the glory days of factions and discover new horizons.

play.aitofactions.com