””It’s Objectively Good” Minecraft SMP”

Angela, boner jams, Chad James Sunder-Cock, character models, coomer, depression, Good, Inner Demons, MANNEQUINS, Maria, mental trauma, Minecraft, mod, nexusmods, objectively, Outfit, remake, Sankaku complex, smp, voice actor

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6108
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Towns Built:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with outrageous character models and scandalous outfits! Our remake may not be the original, but let me tell you, Maria and Angela are looking fineeee in their new threads. And don’t even get me started on James – that voice actor is a total Chad.

But wait, there’s more! If you’re into some spicy mods, we’ve got you covered. Want Maria in an even sexier outfit? Just mod it, baby! We’re all about giving you that boner jams material while you confront your inner demons and battle mental trauma. Who needs Sankaku Complex when you’ve got us?

So come join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Nexusmods is just a click away, but trust me, you won’t need it once you’re with us.

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7266
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Magic Items Found:	5283
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1422
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Potions Brewed:	83
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6121
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7753
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	16

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4048
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Crops Grown:	6542
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2193
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	1121
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4384
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4467	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	411
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	976957	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Magic Items Found:	7107
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

mcservers.oreo.gg

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8618
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1921
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Emeralds Found:	3605	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38

play.yomnetwork.ca

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9930
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Love Letters Sent:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

ms.PlayFuse.net

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5004
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	New Chunks Explored:	244956
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

mc.pokeland.world

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1061
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Dimension Hops:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

play.cosmossmp.xyz

Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8626
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Void Armor Forged:	22
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

mcs.respawn.org

Mineverso

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5157
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Farms Harvested:	516	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	1442

mc.mineverso.com

Cavern SMP

Earth, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4264
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Crops Grown:	3986
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Epic Quests Completed:	15

Cavern (play.cavern.gg) is an innovative, qualitative, LGBT friendly and unique Minecraft Network focused on the gamemodes SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC and SkyBlock. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

cavern.gg