””It’s Objectively Good” Minecraft SMP”

Angela, boner jams, Chad James Sunder-Cock, character models, coomer, depression, Good, Inner Demons, MANNEQUINS, Maria, mental trauma, Minecraft, mod, nexusmods, objectively, Outfit, remake, Sankaku complex, smp, voice actor

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9879
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with outrageous character models and scandalous outfits! Our remake may not be the original, but let me tell you, Maria and Angela are looking fineeee in their new threads. And don’t even get me started on James – that voice actor is a total Chad.

But wait, there’s more! If you’re into some spicy mods, we’ve got you covered. Want Maria in an even sexier outfit? Just mod it, baby! We’re all about giving you that boner jams material while you confront your inner demons and battle mental trauma. Who needs Sankaku Complex when you’ve got us?

So come join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Nexusmods is just a click away, but trust me, you won’t need it once you’re with us.

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3808
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mines Excavated:	3264	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1839
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Mines Excavated:	3228	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Runes Activated:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5012
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	19
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9583	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7599
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Farms Harvested:	331	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7047
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dimension Hops:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	7

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8032
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5353
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Runes Activated:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Farms Harvested:	662
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5734
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Void Armor Forged:	23	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

mcservers.oreo.gg

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1192
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7432
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Void Gems Collected:	19
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12

play.yomnetwork.ca

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8371
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	20	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

ms.PlayFuse.net

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1147
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	88	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

mc.pokeland.world

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8525
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Farms Harvested:	896
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

play.cosmossmp.xyz

Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9237
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Buildings Constructed:	20
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Endless Night Skies:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

mcs.respawn.org

Mineverso

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3603
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

mc.mineverso.com

Cavern SMP

Earth, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8470
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

Cavern (play.cavern.gg) is an innovative, qualitative, LGBT friendly and unique Minecraft Network focused on the gamemodes SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC and SkyBlock. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

cavern.gg