””It’s Objectively Good” Minecraft SMP”

Angela, boner jams, Chad James Sunder-Cock, character models, coomer, depression, Good, Inner Demons, MANNEQUINS, Maria, mental trauma, Minecraft, mod, nexusmods, objectively, Outfit, remake, Sankaku complex, smp, voice actor

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7198
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Votes:	5761

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with outrageous character models and scandalous outfits! Our remake may not be the original, but let me tell you, Maria and Angela are looking fineeee in their new threads. And don’t even get me started on James – that voice actor is a total Chad.

But wait, there’s more! If you’re into some spicy mods, we’ve got you covered. Want Maria in an even sexier outfit? Just mod it, baby! We’re all about giving you that boner jams material while you confront your inner demons and battle mental trauma. Who needs Sankaku Complex when you’ve got us?

So come join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Nexusmods is just a click away, but trust me, you won’t need it once you’re with us.

BusinessCraft City Roleplay

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9095
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	18

Are you ready to explore a new role play server? BusinessCraft is a minecraft-survival City Roleplay server that uses custom easy to use plugins to simulate aspects of a real city. The server includes a wide selection of jobs such as: Engineer, Miner, Lumberjack, Doctor, Lawyer and many more! This server also has a government and democratic elections!Live in a cozy house in the suburbs while building your business empire downtown. You can start businesses ranging from agriculture to manufacturing, scale your business into a large corporation or keep it a small local business, or you can work for another company and enjoy everything else the city has to offer!The city has lots to explore, you can rent apartments including penthouses, explore easter eggs like the sewers, or venture into the acres of wildlife preserve just outside city limits! Buses, trains, subways, and planes can help you travel throughout the city and world. Nearly everything built within the city is player owned and operated.

play.mcbusinesscraft.com

GoldenSky Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7822
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

The GoldenSky server has been around since 2013 and is 10 years old this year! Over the years it has included many players who have collected very personal memories in the game and with other players. The focus of the server is the game modes SkyBlock and Survival.

play.golden-sky.de

Ruinous Horizons

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1258
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dragons Tamed:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19

Welcome to Ruinous Horizons, the most thrilling Cobblemon server pack you’ve ever seen! Dive into a world where Pokémon become your greatest ally and embark on an epic journey filled with adventure. Additional mods are added to enhance the experience. Use our modpack! Just search up Ruinous Horizons on technic or curseforge, or join our discord to see more ways.

rhorizons.apexmc.co:25602

Aether SMP

Economy, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6456
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

› ˖°꒰ What is Aether SMP? Aether SMP is a Java and Bedrock SMP server founded on friendship and having a good time. We seek to create a comfortable and fun atmosphere for everyone. If you’re looking for a server that feels like a family, check us out.› ˖°꒰ Server Features: ╭ ────────────────── :: -﹆ ៸ ៸ Non-P2W ︰﹆៸៸ Java/Bedrock crossplay ︰﹆៸៸ Appealable bans ︰﹆៸៸ Vote ranks with perks A ﹆ ៸ ៸ TPA / Sethomes ︰﹆៸៸ Warp creation ︰﹆៸៸ Player driven economy ︰﹆៸៸ Open staff applications ︰﹆៸៸ Relaxed rules ╰ ────────────────── ::

play.aethersmp.com

Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5324
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Runes Activated:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

play.bloomsmp.net

Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2318
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3417
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

51.81.37.166:36570

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3270
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Votes:	2089	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Animals Bred:	122

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

play.lumamc.net

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4179
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Potions Brewed:	70
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Enchantments Applied:	277	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	34

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

gratopia.gg

HibiscusMC

Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3341
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mines Excavated:	2520
Villages Defended:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

ms.hibiscusmc.com

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3514
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

gt.craftersland.net

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8685
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

play.haxmc.fun

Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6414
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Animals Bred:	81
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

play.shaded.gg

Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9060
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Votes:	9117
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

Play.hjonkcraft.com

Arcadia

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5069
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Potions Brewed:	157	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

play.mcarcadia.com

Haven Network

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5618
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9176

Dive into Haven’s Survival server for an unparalleled adventure featuring unique dungeons, customizable kits, job opportunities, and epic quests with playtime rewards. Take the excitement up a notch on our KitPvP server, where you’ll engage in 1.8 PvP mechanics, climb leaderboards, duel opponents, and conquer custom arenas with multiple kits. Join us for an immersive experience where survival meets thrilling PvP battles.

play.safe-haven.me:25645