””It’s Objectively Good” Minecraft SMP”

Angela, boner jams, Chad James Sunder-Cock, character models, coomer, depression, Good, Inner Demons, MANNEQUINS, Maria, mental trauma, Minecraft, mod, nexusmods, objectively, Outfit, remake, Sankaku complex, smp, voice actor

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8572
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Gods Slained:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Alien Abductions:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with outrageous character models and scandalous outfits! Our remake may not be the original, but let me tell you, Maria and Angela are looking fineeee in their new threads. And don’t even get me started on James – that voice actor is a total Chad.

But wait, there’s more! If you’re into some spicy mods, we’ve got you covered. Want Maria in an even sexier outfit? Just mod it, baby! We’re all about giving you that boner jams material while you confront your inner demons and battle mental trauma. Who needs Sankaku Complex when you’ve got us?

So come join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Nexusmods is just a click away, but trust me, you won’t need it once you’re with us.

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6245
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Towns Built:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Secret Passages Found:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7854	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mines Excavated:	4454

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7224
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Star Shards Collected:	234	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2579
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

mcservers.oreo.gg

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3435
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	63	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

play.yomnetwork.ca

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5401
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Ores Mined:	3587	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

ms.PlayFuse.net

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2611
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1550
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

mc.pokeland.world

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7495
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	408
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

play.cosmossmp.xyz

Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5503
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Votes:	6399	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

mcs.respawn.org

Mineverso

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8389
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Votes:	8429	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Ores Mined:	680

mc.mineverso.com

Cavern SMP

Earth, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7051
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12

Cavern (play.cavern.gg) is an innovative, qualitative, LGBT friendly and unique Minecraft Network focused on the gamemodes SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC and SkyBlock. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

cavern.gg

Infection Network

OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6938
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Dragons Tamed:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Infection Network is a server where we always listen to the community and do our best to improve day by day, we have many modalities mainly dedicated to PvP and Survival.Immerse yourself in a challenging survival world where you must collect resources, build shelters and face dangerous enemies to survive. Show off your survival skills and make your home in this unforgiving world!

infection.fun

Fewer Network

Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8512
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Runes Activated:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Welcome to the Fewer Network! We are an awesome Minecraft server that offers many different gamemodes, such as a Custom SMP (lifesteal), Custom Box (PvP arena), events with real payouts, and more! Our staff is ready to help anytime of the day, everyday of the week! Join today to discover the wonders of our imagination and what we have to offer in the future! You can even participate in the videos produced by our awesome creators!

mc.fewer.live

BD ZONE

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6661
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Hey guys, Server ip- play.bdzonemc.com Prepare to enter the ultimate Minecraft universe – BDZONE! Our server is the perfect blend of excitement, adventure, and endless fun. We’ve got everything you could ever want and more – Survival, Bedwars and PracticePvP.Join us now at play.pixeledgebd.com and immerse yourself in a world filled with epic quests, challenging obstacles, and thrilling battles. Our community is active and engaging, with players from all over the world waiting to team up with you.And that’s not all – we’ve got exclusive events, competitions, and prizes that will blow your mind! Make sure to join our Discord community at discord.gg/yaGufzR to stay updated and participate in the action. But don’t just take our word for it – visit our website at https://bdzonemc.com/ to see for yourself what all the hype is about. Join BDZONE today and let the adventure begin!Bedrock IP: pe.bdzonemc.com Port: 19132

play.bdzonemc.com

Arcturus Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2718
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	452	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Arcturus is a Java Cracked Minecraft Factions Server supporting all versions from 1.8 to 1.20. We feature 1.8 style pvp and the best Custom Enchants, because we are based on Herobrine Factions. We have No Staff or Map Resets like other servers. Learn more about us on our official website.

play.arcturusmc.xyz

AlathraMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5970
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Zombie Dances:	0	Dragons Tamed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

ABOUT US: Alathra is one of the top searched and played world building server in the world! Maybe you are looking to join one of the grand towns and nations across Alathra. Maybe you want to start your own in undeveloped land. Perhaps your goal is to master trade and become a wealthy merchant. What about starting your own player-run guild, or starting a new religion? Maybe you just want to be a hermit and live alone on a mountain. All of this is possible on Alathra because here players tell the story. Alathra is full of characters, nations, cultures, organizations. Many battles and wars have been fought. There are heroes, there are villains, and plenty that fall somewhere in between. Will you make your mark on the history of Alathra? Start your journey today!

play.alathra.com