””It’s Objectively Good” Minecraft SMP”

Angela, boner jams, Chad James Sunder-Cock, character models, coomer, depression, Good, Inner Demons, MANNEQUINS, Maria, mental trauma, Minecraft, mod, nexusmods, objectively, Outfit, remake, Sankaku complex, smp, voice actor

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6822
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with outrageous character models and scandalous outfits! Our remake may not be the original, but let me tell you, Maria and Angela are looking fineeee in their new threads. And don’t even get me started on James – that voice actor is a total Chad.

But wait, there’s more! If you’re into some spicy mods, we’ve got you covered. Want Maria in an even sexier outfit? Just mod it, baby! We’re all about giving you that boner jams material while you confront your inner demons and battle mental trauma. Who needs Sankaku Complex when you’ve got us?

So come join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Nexusmods is just a click away, but trust me, you won’t need it once you’re with us.

WildCraftMC

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3061
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Meteorites Collected:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

play.wildcraftmc.com

VolcCraft

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5683
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Farms Harvested:	671
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Void Gems Collected:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6829
Crops Grown:	7554	Holy Grails Found:	1

Pixelmon Reforged [9.1.3] VolcCraftBoosted Days • Player Gyms • Custom Shiny Starters • Custom Texture Pokemon • Free Play-Time Ranks/Rewards • GTS • Player Market • Pixelmon Plushies • Biome RTP • Trivia • Vote Crates • Frequent Key Giveaways • And Much More! •NEW: Build Contest going on NOW until April 16th for prizes!Boosted Days: Friday: Legendary DaySaturday: Shiny DaySunday: HA DayTuesday-Wednesday: Bosses Days

play.volccraft.net

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9315
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Zombie Dances:	7

Pandamium is a SMP Minecraft Server. We have stronger mobs that you can hunt for rewards and ranks, and the usual basics, ranks, homes, claims, tpa, votes, etc. Overall it’s fairly close to Vanilla, except for the special mobs.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

pandamium.eu

PokeParadise

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1406
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Emeralds Found:	2806	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.10Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/pixelmon-251.201459If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.pokeparadise.org

play.pokeparadise.org

Cwoare Network

Cross-Play, Factions, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7094
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Potions Brewed:	63
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Cwoare started in 2014, as a survival server then changed into a Network named Cwoare Network. We aim for a great community and fun!We currently offer the following game modes to our community: – Survival – Factions – Skyblock – Vanilla

play.cwoare.nl

CherryLand

Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4274
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mines Excavated:	1380	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Welcome to CherryLand Network Server with Good Community, 0% Toxicity, Active Staff and Lots of Variety! Come have fun with your friends!

cherryland.club:25572

Faeberry

Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9152
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	148828	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dimension Hops:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Emeralds Found:	9836	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Faeberry is a 1.19.3 Semi-Vanilla Survival Minecraft server with free ranks, cosmetic crates, and custom world generation!Our server features plugins such as Marriage, Head Database, LandClaiming, MCMMO, and much more!Join us at faeberry.net

faeberry.net

Meadow SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9160
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Emeralds Found:	5342	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Void Gems Collected:	36

Meadow SMP is not just any Minecraft Server. It’s a super chill place with plenty of options to make the experience perfectly suited just for you! Enjoy a seamless automatic questing experience! Shape Meadow’s thriving economy with our community. We offer proximity voice chat support for everyone to use! We offer an exclusive feature of dash and double-jump abilities! Stay up-to-date with the latest Minecraft updates.Play on both Java and Bedrock editions.Arena: Kit Pvp / Rank Levels / Multiple MapsLifesteal: Pvp / Quests / Bounties / Land ClaimsSurvival: Pvp / Quests / Land ClaimsBecome a Part of our Welcoming and Wonderful Community – Join us today!IP: meadowsmp.comBedrock Port: 19132

meadowsmp.com

AppleMC

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3371
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17

join applemc.apexmc.co for factions. We have land claiming, crates, voting, ranks, spawners, PVP, raiding, spawners, a GUI shop, factions, and more. mcMMO and custom enchants will be added very soon.

applemc.apexmc.co:25595

WestMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6825
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	226	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Welcome to WestMC, where the game gets an upgrade! Immerse yourself in a BRAND NEW 1.20+ Minecraft server that’s not just a server – it’s a destination for a laid-back, fun and engaging SMP gameplay with a twist that’ll keep you hooked!!!Java IP: play.WestMC.net Discord: https://discord.westmc.net/Dive into a world of endless possibilities with features like Custom Enchants, Skills, Mob Arena, and the thrill of Fishing competitions. Keep your loot with our keep-inventory feature and unleash your creativity with player-owned warps. Safeguard your creations with land protection, embark on epic quests, and earn free ranks just by casting your vote!WestMC is not just a server; it’s your go-to spot for a fun, safe, and absolutely epic gameplay experience. Join us, make friends, and let the adventures begin!

play.westmc.net

GREEN MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6599
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

“Welcome to GreenMC, a thriving Minecraft server where nature and combat converge! Immerse yourself in a lush, vibrant world filled with flora and fauna. Engage in intense battles with our unique 1.19 PvP system, offering a dynamic and exhilarating combat experience. Harness the power of Lifesteal, a game-changing feature that lets you recover health with every victorious strike. Explore an expansive landscape teeming with hidden treasures and challenging adversaries. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a budding adventurer, GreenMC promises an unforgettable journey through a verdant realm of danger and triumph. Join us and let the adventure begin!”

greenmc.fun:19132

MysticLand

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1491
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

MysticLand is a server for java and bedrock with rules to avoid toxicity.We have: protections, jobs, tp, casino, clans, player store, weddings, triple economy, events, mini boses, dungeons, elevators, new structures, ranks, free and paid kits.

play.mysticland.site

Rearth Server

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4721
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

[Rassaba ~Rearth Server~] ■About the server ・Compatible with version 1.20.4 and above ・Cross play compatible ■Main features ・1:750 Earth reproduction map ・Introducing plug-ins used by overseas famous earth mackerel such as EarthMC ・Gold standard economy ・War system Implemented many attractive elements! Furthermore, we plan to add more elements including dungeon servers in the future! Please come to Rasu Saba!Note: This server is for Japan

rearth.xyz

BananaCraft Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4229
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

BananaCraft Network is a growing Minecraft server with a wide variety of gamemodes. BananaCraft Network launched in February of 2019 and is a reboot of the original BananaCraft. The network currently consists of Survival and Skyblock with more gamemodes and updates planned for the future.We also want our server to be as simple and straight forward as possible so you can start playing right away. To achieve this we write our own custom plugins to guide you through the servers while using as much GUIs as possible so you dont have to type a command for everything you want to do. Our server makes it easy for new players who are not familiar with Minecraft servers while also offering a lot for experienced players.

game.mc-bananacraft.net

MineXD

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	387
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
New Chunks Explored:	201921	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

MineXD We are offering a custom enviroment to enable players to play minecraft their way. The plugins we run add a lot to the vanilla experience while still remaining true to the way minecraft was intended to be enjoyed. Land Claims, Skills, Pinatas, Voting Rewards, Custom Enchants, Freshly Reset.Come check it out quick and say hi!

minexd.mcserver.us