””It’s Objectively Good” Minecraft SMP”

Angela, boner jams, Chad James Sunder-Cock, character models, coomer, depression, Good, Inner Demons, MANNEQUINS, Maria, mental trauma, Minecraft, mod, nexusmods, objectively, Outfit, remake, Sankaku complex, smp, voice actor

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1220
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with outrageous character models and scandalous outfits! Our remake may not be the original, but let me tell you, Maria and Angela are looking fineeee in their new threads. And don’t even get me started on James – that voice actor is a total Chad.

But wait, there’s more! If you’re into some spicy mods, we’ve got you covered. Want Maria in an even sexier outfit? Just mod it, baby! We’re all about giving you that boner jams material while you confront your inner demons and battle mental trauma. Who needs Sankaku Complex when you’ve got us?

So come join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Nexusmods is just a click away, but trust me, you won’t need it once you’re with us.

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	831
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Magic Items Found:	5607	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

havzmar.nodecraft.gg

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3809
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Secret Passages Found:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

play.sapphiresmp.net

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1575
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Emeralds Found:	4693
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	24	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

play.contentveen.nl

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2826
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Dimension Hops:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Falling into the Void:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	2279	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

UneasyVanilla.com

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9160
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Farms Harvested:	402	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

play.anarchus.com

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	834
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	163	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Potions Brewed:	157	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

64.20.56.219:19145

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3436
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

play.hotdogwater.dog

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9454
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Void Armor Forged:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

play.Carpour.com

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4355
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

play.goldengalaxymc.com

PixelBallers

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	613
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

135.148.226.114

Happy-HG Network

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7405
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Ores Mined:	8875
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	2338
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Enchantments Applied:	101
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Home of the most original SkyBlock, Parkours and Mini-Games, the Happy-HG Network is a fun and unique playing experience! Join mc.happy-hg.com to begin your adventure!

mc.happy-hg.com

PixelEarth.Ro

Earth, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7442
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	104
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Minecraft Server ( Earth -> 1.18.x – 1.20.x NON PREMIUM ) – Kits – Quests – Free rewards – Events – Giveaways – much more

5.252.101.139:25582

StoneBlock3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	920
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Claims mod for base protection > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Hosted in Data Center > FTB StoneBlock 3 modpack

sb3.craftersland.net

XanthaCraft

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3566
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Void Gems Collected:	34
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Players Killed by Monsters:	9066	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Potions Brewed:	162	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

We stride to create a positive and friendly gaming environment. Our network consists of 4 current servers to play on! KitPvP, Bedwars, Survival, and LifeSteal! We are always added Content so Please Join our discord to get the latest News and Updates! We Provide 24/7 Uptime, No Lag, and Active Staff Members! We hope you enjoy our Network, if you’d like to support XanthaCraft please donate in the store! Thanks for playing!Current Working Up To Date Server Gamemodes Lifesteal BedWars Survival KitPvPGamemodes Soon to Come! Prison SkyBlock FactionsIf you’d like to Support XanthaCraft Leave a review

play.xanthacraft.net

The Orange

Anarchy, Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1690
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Magic Items Found:	7335	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Embark on the exciting world of Survival Ultimate: epic adventures, beloved pets, customizable vehicles, intense PvP zones, an impressive range of weapons and solid protections. Design your own plots and explore stores full of treasures. Additionally, a unique tool allows you to capture mobs. What are you waiting for to join?

mc.lanaranja.es