””It’s Objectively Good” Minecraft SMP”

Angela, boner jams, Chad James Sunder-Cock, character models, coomer, depression, Good, Inner Demons, MANNEQUINS, Maria, mental trauma, Minecraft, mod, nexusmods, objectively, Outfit, remake, Sankaku complex, smp, voice actor

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8081
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8723
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with outrageous character models and scandalous outfits! Our remake may not be the original, but let me tell you, Maria and Angela are looking fineeee in their new threads. And don’t even get me started on James – that voice actor is a total Chad.

But wait, there’s more! If you’re into some spicy mods, we’ve got you covered. Want Maria in an even sexier outfit? Just mod it, baby! We’re all about giving you that boner jams material while you confront your inner demons and battle mental trauma. Who needs Sankaku Complex when you’ve got us?

So come join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Nexusmods is just a click away, but trust me, you won’t need it once you’re with us.

TheBroadSword Server!

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6211
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Emeralds Found:	8110	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	9032
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

TheBroadSword Server!

192.227.132.211

MinecraftUK.com

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8036
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	3608
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Welcome to the MCUK Server Listing,

MinecraftUK one of the Finest minecraft communities in the Universe.

Thank you for reading this! We hope to see you soon!

play.minecraftuk.com

Animal Town

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5614
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

This is an amazing server that you want to join. awesome staff they are there to make your playtime worth it. They are outgoing and there to protect you and what you build. It’s one of them servers you go on and always want to be on. Players and staff are awesome people to play with so what are you waiting for join!

mc.animal-town.net

Underverse

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4727
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Come join the new server Underverse, a PVP Conquest server where you and your friends can conquest the towns and other players homes!

216.172.107.217

Scorched Earth

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2092
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Emeralds Found:	1810
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18

23/7 hrs uptime 28 Slots Cops and Robbers v2 (2 maps of 10) Spleef Player MADE Minigames (requires 2 USD) AC 6/16/13 Semi community Voting Rewards

108.170.5.66:25693

CraftVille

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5031
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4033	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

CraftVille is a survival community orientated server in which players make friends and have fun, building and playing games together.

We have some Mini-Games to keep players interested and competitive as well as an Economy, a Town system where players can form their own community and of course a flawless grief rollback and protection system so your builds are always safe with us.

CraftVille.is.si

GiBcraft

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4025
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Casual, adult minecraft server. Economy and protected homes via residence. Entire west dedicated to PvP. Entire east is PvP free zone dedicated to PvE.

world.gibcraft.com

jdcraft

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1333
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Magic Items Found:	4239	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Crops Grown:	1915	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	3391	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	27

New server thats pve with pvp arenas and mob arenas. 17 different effect arrows. Zombie survival map.GUNS AND EXPLOSIVES FOR ALL!!! Unique server drop in and check us out.

198.154.115.2

RegularChaos

MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5611
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Void Gems Collected:	15
Star Shards Collected:	173	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

We are a comparatively small server with a nice community and focus on freebuild and survival. There are no properties outside of the spawn city and anyone who finds a nice, uninhabited place is welcome to settle there. All buildings are welcome, there is no specified server style and no size restrictions.

The server itself is based on the vanilla feel with a few additional selected plugins. We try to keep the good old Minecraft feeling alive. There is no pay-to-win and no admin shops. Trade only exists as barter between players.

Our server base is a more mature server and we welcome every reasonable player who would like to enrich our small community by enjoying the game and with respect for other people’s gaming achievements.

RegularChaos.de

Meta-Union

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9910
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	151

This server is a freebuild server and mainly German-speaking. You can build wherever you want as long as you follow our rules.

You can protect yourself against griefers with properties (plugin: GriefPrevention). You can find all further information in the game. The rest is up to your creativity. I wish you much fun.

We also offer a TeamSpeak 3 server (IP: ts.meta-union.com:10012) www.Meta-Union.com

meta-union.com

Lazuli MC

Creative, Factions, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4647
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

Welcome to Lazuli PvP!

Features – Factions – Access to a creative world! – MCMMO – Friendly Staff! – Stable economy! – Custom Loot – Anti-cheating tools – Dedicated server with 24/7 uptime, a website, and forums! – We use dev builds of plugins and bukkit to stay up to date with the most recent version of minecraft! – The Administration is extremely active, making sure the server is Stable and up to date!

lazulimc.net

SwordPVP

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9896
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Gods Slained:	0
Potions Brewed:	66	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4684
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

The SwordPVP Network is a multiplayer Minecraft server network which features a collection of multiple high quality server-side modded gamemodes and mini-games focused on Player vs. Player (PVP) gameplay!

spvp.me

Alfi’s World

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5116
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Towns Built:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Crops Grown:	8013
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54

We are a young free server, searching for good people and admin’s, who are interested to help build, set and maintain the server. We have actually two arena’s any place to realize your creativity and we are preparing economy, shop, mine cart, dynmap and many more.

We are a young and starting free server, looking for smart people and admins who are interested in helping to build and maintain the server. We currently offer two Arenas and a lot of space for creativity, and we are preparing the economy, shop, minecart, dynmap and a lot of other interesting things.

82.119.123.106

TeamVareide

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2293
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Love Letters Sent:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

mc.teamvareide.com www.TeamVareide.com

mc.teamvareide.com

Solumcraft

Anarchy, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6187
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Farms Harvested:	339	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9640	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Solumcraft is at heart an anarchy server. Both griefing and raiding are allowed. There are multiple worlds, designed for multiple play styles. The vanilla world (where new players will spawn) has only vanilla commands and play, whereas the main world has things like plot protection, teleportation, home set, and various other plugins.

solumcraft.com