””It’s Objectively Good” Minecraft SMP”

Angela, boner jams, Chad James Sunder-Cock, character models, coomer, depression, Good, Inner Demons, MANNEQUINS, Maria, mental trauma, Minecraft, mod, nexusmods, objectively, Outfit, remake, Sankaku complex, smp, voice actor

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1196
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with outrageous character models and scandalous outfits! Our remake may not be the original, but let me tell you, Maria and Angela are looking fineeee in their new threads. And don’t even get me started on James – that voice actor is a total Chad.

But wait, there’s more! If you’re into some spicy mods, we’ve got you covered. Want Maria in an even sexier outfit? Just mod it, baby! We’re all about giving you that boner jams material while you confront your inner demons and battle mental trauma. Who needs Sankaku Complex when you’ve got us?

So come join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Nexusmods is just a click away, but trust me, you won’t need it once you’re with us.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1571
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Void Armor Forged:	25
Dragon Eggs Found:	7825	Enchantments Applied:	256
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Zombie Dances:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2523
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	181	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2805
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	26

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3166
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	958	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3241
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Emeralds Found:	9379	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Divine Scrolls Written:	8

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9967
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Animals Bred:	82

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2670
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Emeralds Found:	3962	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5669
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Buildings Constructed:	37
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Emeralds Found:	7446
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Animals Bred:	96

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7167
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Animals Bred:	131
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3255
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	7414	Holy Grails Found:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	11

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8551
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Zombie Dances:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Reality Warps Survived:	1

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4403
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Buildings Constructed:	18
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5447
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	66	Enchantments Applied:	285
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Mines Excavated:	4436
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Villages Defended:	6

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

minegens.id

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1471
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Blood Moons Survived:	0

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9393
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	4068	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Farms Harvested:	541
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

play.potterworldmc.com

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9501
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Mines Excavated:	2394
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

play.theseedmc.com