””It’s Objectively Good” Minecraft SMP”

Angela, boner jams, Chad James Sunder-Cock, character models, coomer, depression, Good, Inner Demons, MANNEQUINS, Maria, mental trauma, Minecraft, mod, nexusmods, objectively, Outfit, remake, Sankaku complex, smp, voice actor

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4615
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Crops Grown:	7736	Dragon Scales Harvested:	414
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with outrageous character models and scandalous outfits! Our remake may not be the original, but let me tell you, Maria and Angela are looking fineeee in their new threads. And don’t even get me started on James – that voice actor is a total Chad.

But wait, there’s more! If you’re into some spicy mods, we’ve got you covered. Want Maria in an even sexier outfit? Just mod it, baby! We’re all about giving you that boner jams material while you confront your inner demons and battle mental trauma. Who needs Sankaku Complex when you’ve got us?

So come join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Nexusmods is just a click away, but trust me, you won’t need it once you’re with us.

RLCraft by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9596
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Alien Abductions:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

rl.craftersland.net

Hometown

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7490
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Divine Spears Created:	30	Animals Bred:	81
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Here in Hometown, we are a simple, but very well made server with a community unlike any other. The spawn is unique, but also simple and easy to navigate. We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others. Here in hometown we try our best to keep you and your things safe. With our anti grief plugins, any grief will be undone; chests will be protected,PvP will be disabled, and horses will have locks. We also offer the user a variety of minigames to play such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race, and many more. With all that, there’s also a community controlled economy with user made shops in our widely unique marketplace. What are you waiting for? Make yourself at home!

smp.hometownmc.com

GrimmRP

PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3762
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Void Armor Forged:	24	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Server launches December 15th!GrimurRP is a vanilla world-building roleplay server featuring a wide array of custom plugins and clever resource-pack use to create a fully realised steampunk experience.If I’ve captured your interest I’d love to invite you to join us over at: Web: https://grimurrp.com Server: grimurrp.com or play.grimurrp.com Discord: discord.gg/grimur Matrix: https://matrix.to/#/#grimurrp:matrix.org

grimurrp.com

SiphonMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9475
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4934	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Void Armor Forged:	22	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Animals Bred:	62	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Embark on epic adventures on SiphonMC! Explore custom biomes, team up with pals, and protect your creations. Rise through the ranks by completing jobs and collecting unique gear sets from daily-spawning bosses. Join our friendly community for thrilling PvP events and pure survival fun. Discover the joy of Dungeons with custom bosses and gear sets – the ultimate end game!Choose your path with two exciting game modes, engage in intense Lifesteal PVP where anything goes, or enjoy a more relaxed Survival mode with keep inventory and flight time. Both modes feature custom mounts,dungeons,gear sets,skills,and more for a brand new way to explore the server. Join us now for a community-focused adventure!

mc.siphonmc.net

MCLabs

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6172
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3

In MCLabs, you choose to be a CHEMIST or a COP. Chemists grow crops to turn them into illegal CHEMS and COMPOUNDS to sell. Cops try to arrest chemists and take the chems for themselves. Use money from selling chems to rank up, earning new perks and abilities to build your chem empire towards Chem Lord status, or to ascend the police ranks towards Operator status.MCLabs has been running for over 10 years (formerly known as MC-Drugs/MCDrugs) and is home to unique mechanics not seen on any other server.Along with the main Chems gamemode, we have Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, and a unique PvE experience: The Pit.

ms.labs-mc.com

ByCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4177
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Our Network contains these modalities: · Survival Custom 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· BoxPvP 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· Practice 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· UHC 1.16.5 [1.16x – 1.20.1]This is for now we are working to add more modalities.Network Features:· We add improvements to the server almost every day. · Good ping for all of Latin America. · We remain active in support to help people with possible problems they have.

mso.bycraft.net

hugeboxes

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5655
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Mines Excavated:	3211	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7800	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Best box server in existance! Join now to start your box journey!Hugeboxes is custom coded with alot of unique ideas such as bosses, abilities, fishing, farming and alot more!Version: 1.16+

hugeboxes.minehut.gg

Addictive

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2044
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	5069	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Addictive with an economy system, auctions, fragments, daily events, bank accounts, special islands and many more, come live an addictive adventure!https://viciante.com.br/forum https://discord.viciante.com.br/

ms.viciante.com.br

AstridCloud

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6704
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Zombie Dances:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

AstridCloud proudly announces the recent implementation of Minecraft version 1.20.1, ushering in a new era of exhilarating gameplay.Our meticulously curated survival server thrives on constant innovation, consistently delivering cutting-edge updates. Immerse yourself in a world of limitless possibilities, where you can not only survive but flourish, fueled by the allure of custom cosmetics that allow you to craft a truly unique player identity.Experience grandeur like never before with our epic events, meticulously designed to challenge and thrill players of all backgrounds.Additionally, our thriving community is brought together through our highly active Discord server, offering a dynamic platform for engaging discussions, collaborations, and camaraderie. Join the AstridCloud universe today at discord.astridcloud.xyz and embark on a journey that transcends the ordinary.

play.astridcloud.xyz

Venturedmc

Economy, Factions, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9877
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Mines Excavated:	1635	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Who are we? VenturedMC is a brand new network that strives to perfection!What do we have? ⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal And more gamemodes coming soon!(VenturedMC is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: play.venturedmc.org ◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

play.Venturedmc.org

Mythgarde

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6694
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9

Welcome to Mythgarde: The Guard of LegendsEnter Mythgarde, an enchanted city where ancient magic and legends intertwine their destinies. In the Bazaar of Forgotten Essences, alchemists distill the lost knowledge of deities, creating elixirs that awaken the hidden potential of adventurers.Explore streets illuminated by Runes, the currency that represents the ancient pact between the gods and the inhabitants of Mythgarde. Forge your path in the Ancient Forges Smithy, challenge in the Colosseum of Shadows, and trade in the Market of Wonders.But be careful, intrepid traveler, because forgotten essences attract shadows of the past. On this unique server, your destiny becomes intertwined with the legends themselves. Join us at Mythgarde and forge your own story in The Guard of Legends!

mythgarde.live

Sky Servers Survival

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4061
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8741	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

WELCOME to SKY SERVERS SURVIVAL Established in 2012, Sky Servers is an Australian Survival Server. Hosted in Melbourne on our own dedicated server we offer a unique survival experience for all ages! We have a fantastic community of people from all over the world who help make SS amazing. The server is EULA compliant meaning no pay 2 win perks! Get started on Sky Servers Survival! Website: www.skyservers.net IP: sky-mc.net

sky-mc.net

Thanks Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	141
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

50+ Custom Enchants Lucky Blocks Custom Auto-Miner Custom Pet System Custom Gang System Custom Achievement System Custom Fishing System Custom Rank-up System Custom Bot Infinite Ranks Custom Shop Custom Stats Menu Anti-Cheat

DankPrison.com

Silvermons

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	845
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Potions Brewed:	92

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win community-driven Pixelmon Reforged server for both casual and competitive players. The server has a unique gameplay experience with our custom level cap and rank progression system intertwined with the main progression content of the server. Brace yourself for challenges that include our exclusive custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server offers a diverse array of content tailored to players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!• Server IP: play.silvermons.com • We are running Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5 • Modpack: The Pixelmon Modpack (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-pixelmon-modpack)

play.silvermons.com

Ascendant Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4215
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Villages Defended:	17
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Crops Grown:	9559	Star Shards Collected:	222

AscendantSurvival.com