””It’s Objectively Good” Minecraft SMP”

Angela, boner jams, Chad James Sunder-Cock, character models, coomer, depression, Good, Inner Demons, MANNEQUINS, Maria, mental trauma, Minecraft, mod, nexusmods, objectively, Outfit, remake, Sankaku complex, smp, voice actor

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3583
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with outrageous character models and scandalous outfits! Our remake may not be the original, but let me tell you, Maria and Angela are looking fineeee in their new threads. And don’t even get me started on James – that voice actor is a total Chad.

But wait, there’s more! If you’re into some spicy mods, we’ve got you covered. Want Maria in an even sexier outfit? Just mod it, baby! We’re all about giving you that boner jams material while you confront your inner demons and battle mental trauma. Who needs Sankaku Complex when you’ve got us?

So come join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Nexusmods is just a click away, but trust me, you won’t need it once you’re with us.

FlashSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2627
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Holy Grails Found:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Mines Excavated:	4031	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4069	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Welcome to BlossomSMP, a captivating Minecraft survival multiplayer experience where creativity and community intertwine in a vibrant world of endless possibilities. In this enchanting 1.20 version of the game, BlossomSMP invites you to embark on a journey like no other, where the landscape is painted with the hues of blossoming trees and the air is filled with the sweet fragrance of adventure.

blossum.gg

TheYolos

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	450
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Potions Brewed:	84	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1728
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

play.theyolos.com

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9601
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Meteorites Collected:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

play.rexkraft.com

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8089
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Crops Grown:	2297
Enchantments Applied:	104	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	427

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8674
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Endless Night Skies:	1

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2046
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Magic Items Found:	4986
Secret Passages Found:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4606
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Crops Grown:	9054	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2711
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6852
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Void Armor Forged:	28
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Animals Bred:	51
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7730
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ores Mined:	4793	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Void Gems Collected:	33
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7644
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Gods Slained:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	329
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3141
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	205
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	11
Magic Items Found:	3800	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9226
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Buildings Constructed:	22
Love Letters Sent:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9416
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Runes Activated:	3
Farms Harvested:	726	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7593
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	313
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net