””It’s Objectively Good” Minecraft SMP”

Angela, boner jams, Chad James Sunder-Cock, character models, coomer, depression, Good, Inner Demons, MANNEQUINS, Maria, mental trauma, Minecraft, mod, nexusmods, objectively, Outfit, remake, Sankaku complex, smp, voice actor

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6357
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Dimension Hops:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with outrageous character models and scandalous outfits! Our remake may not be the original, but let me tell you, Maria and Angela are looking fineeee in their new threads. And don’t even get me started on James – that voice actor is a total Chad.

But wait, there’s more! If you’re into some spicy mods, we’ve got you covered. Want Maria in an even sexier outfit? Just mod it, baby! We’re all about giving you that boner jams material while you confront your inner demons and battle mental trauma. Who needs Sankaku Complex when you’ve got us?

So come join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Nexusmods is just a click away, but trust me, you won’t need it once you’re with us.

McWarDeTeam

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5750
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	297	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Void Gems Collected:	16	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

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mcwar.de

Mexican Craft

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3500
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Runes Activated:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Mexican Craft is a place where players can play live and thrive. We encourage battles for resources and power. We utilize towny for the protection of players items, that is until war comes along! When War is initiated the two nations fight until the other one collapses, the player then can raid everything in sight! We allow griefing, raiding. Who will be the most powerful on the server? Is it you?

188.165.94.45

minecussis

Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9629
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Villages Defended:	18	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	20	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Dutch Welcome to minecussis! We are a fun survival server with a number of mini-games. Minecussis has been around since October 2013 and in almost 1 year we have built a nice community that we would like to have you join. We are amazed at what great projects the community has come up with on the old maps and are curious to see what new projects the community and you will start.

English Welcome on minecussis! We are a survival Server with a handfull of minigames. Minecussis started in october 2013. We have a nice community and a staff team that will help you with your problems.

The server runs on a VPS with 5 GB ram and 60 Slots.

178.20.170.89:25680

Hugcraft

Creative, Parkour, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2565
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Welcome to Hugcraft! We are a HUB server with an EXTREMELY friendly community. This means we provide multiple ways to play Minecraft such as Survival, Creative, and many minigames!

Make sure you give Hugcraft a chance! -Hugs

142.4.217.165:25759

SkilledCraftSurvival

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5632
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Love Letters Sent:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dimension Hops:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

The SkilledCraft [Survival] Server is a non-pvp friendly minecraft survival server. We have a beautifully crafted spawn built by Madness64. We have a market and minigame spawn as well. There are drop parties almost everyday (if admin and average group of players are on). The owner is Rockerboy107. We also have a separate pvp faction server owned by gpm8062000. the IP for that server is 198.24.170.138:43097. (Its getting a sub-domain soon ). If you have any further questions log on now and ask an admin or mod.

198.24.167.138

KingdomCraft Factions

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8990
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	New Chunks Explored:	934125
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

We are a role playing faction pvp server. We have kind staff and looking for staff.We have a races plugin.We hope you to have the best Rp faction raiding experience and donate and possibly get staff.We have op drop parties and weekly events.We also encourage raiding greifing and just full out pvp.

108.166.179.60

Dark Vector

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1437
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Void Gems Collected:	25	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

this server is a tekkit server ,it is not a 24/7 server so yea it is a cracked server as well so cracked people can join. there are a lot of plugins ,we are active nearly all the time until 10 pm and there are nearly always a staff member on.if you have any question about the server talk to the owners [ kimmi (goober98), tomat (cephpodiod), david (davidmorris), and honeybear (LEWISMORGAN) ] plz talk to them they wont bite or you can just talk to the staff members and they will tell them. the server ip is:93.97.125.32 i have had to put a different one in

Play.dutchmineplayers.nl

Medieval Lords

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3141
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Love Letters Sent:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Crops Grown:	5265
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Medieval Lords™ is a very fun and entertaining minecraft kit pvp server minecraft kitpvp server minecraft Town server, minecraft Towny server, minecraft pvp server,minecraft dungeon server, and minecraft economy server. Filled with custom events, player shops, amazing structures, and much more! We strive to provide you with the best Gameplay experience. With daily events such as Skyblock, Hunger Games, Spleef, and many others. Our security is top notch which allows you to have a fair and enjoyable experience while participating in our vast community which is growing by the second. Many plugins are available for your protection and general use such as, Deadbolt/Lockette, and Chest Shops. This server uses a Cobblestone economy system, gain money and trade with other players to attain Godly Armor which you can use in our custom PvP Arena, The Black Forest!. We also have fun, active Moderators and Admins who assist players both in game and on our Ventrilo voice server. Join us today and create your own Town, become ruler of your own Nation, and begin your amazing adventure here on Medieval Lords™. voted best minecraft server , best minecraft pvp server , best minecraft towny server

go.playminecraft.org

TheArchon

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7411
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Ores Mined:	9433
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Come join TheArchon! This is the most active Factions server on the planet that contains constant betrayals, wither raids, new defensive tactics being deployed each day, and a place where you can battle alongside some of your favorite YouTubers. Along with a variety of Factions gamemodes, including Ranked Factions and OP Factions, TheArchon is a place where you can play an addictive Prison gamemode and an abundance of mini games. What are you waiting for? Grab your friends and come join PvP.TheArchon.Net!

The Archon’s Features:

Custom Enchantments mcMMO OP Factions YouTubers Intense PvP & Raiding

pvp.thearchon.net

Ethicraft

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6195
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	87	Enchantments Applied:	80
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Ethicraft

fun.ethicraft.net

KalmarCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9429
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dimension Hops:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

KalmarCraft is a PVP-RPG based Factions server. We are mainly a Faction-based server, but we also offer Minigames to have fun in, and a great balanced Economy system with all kinds of ways to earn and spend money!

We give players a chance to get started, we reward you with new stuff such as kits as you rank up for free, our staff is friendly, and always there to help you! We hope to see you join our community and have fun!

play.kalmarcraft.com

HazardPVP Factions

Factions, MCMMO, PvP

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8799
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Welcome to the best server around, and we try our best to be that we are the HazardPVP Factions. Why would you choose to play on our server?

1) We run every server on good, and fast dedicated machines to keep your experience fun, and easy to play!

2) Our staff is extremely kind, and we make sure to keep the community as fun, and clean as possible for anyone and everyone of all ages.

3) We feature tons of awesome content that include weekly events, custom plugins, PVP and other cool stuff.

4) You don’t have to worry about many hardware issues here, as we have tons of backups to insure your data safety. Meaning you won’t have to worry about any hackers.

play.hazardpvp.net

TheMineverse

Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7371
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Looking for a friendly and active server network? Come join the amazing community at TheMineverse! We provide a dedicated, high quality minecraft gaming experience. We provide the following servers:

SuperHeroes! Space Factions!

Come and check us out to see what a great experience themineverse can be for you! Hub: play.themineverse.com Discord: https://discord.gg/CpSbtE8

play.themineverse.com

PokePower

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2812
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Towns Built:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Welcome to the world of Pixelmon. Are you a fan of Mincraft and even a bigger fan of Pokemon? Well this server might be what you’re looking for. Our server provides a friendly, family like environment for our players. We serve YOU and are constantly looking for suggestions to make our server more enjoyable. We work hard as a group to keep this server running and hope you all enjoy your stay. Welcome to PokePower!

Play.PokePower.com

Murica

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6190
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Star Shards Collected:	294	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	3681
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Divine Spears Created:	21
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Murica!!!!! Home of The Brave!

murica-craft.mcpro.co