””It’s Objectively Good” Minecraft SMP”

Angela, boner jams, Chad James Sunder-Cock, character models, coomer, depression, Good, Inner Demons, MANNEQUINS, Maria, mental trauma, Minecraft, mod, nexusmods, objectively, Outfit, remake, Sankaku complex, smp, voice actor

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6365
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
New Chunks Explored:	193704	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with outrageous character models and scandalous outfits! Our remake may not be the original, but let me tell you, Maria and Angela are looking fineeee in their new threads. And don’t even get me started on James – that voice actor is a total Chad.

But wait, there’s more! If you’re into some spicy mods, we’ve got you covered. Want Maria in an even sexier outfit? Just mod it, baby! We’re all about giving you that boner jams material while you confront your inner demons and battle mental trauma. Who needs Sankaku Complex when you’ve got us?

So come join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Nexusmods is just a click away, but trust me, you won’t need it once you’re with us.

DIRK.US

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6639
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Meteorites Collected:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

51.81.146.160

Pea

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2099
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	16
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	5417
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

play.pea-mc.com

Olympus

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9469
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Divine Spears Created:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Olympus is a welcoming server for those who are mature enough to be mindful of others but not let it interfere with having fun! A mature and respectful player base is our goal with all welcome! We have plug-ins that add to the experience of Minecraft without taking away the essence of a survival server. You can work together or alone, build farms, towns or shops. You can protect your builds if needs be but still allow access to others so you can work together. Economy plug-in and shop signs to be able to buy and sell to others. Keep in touch with your friends on the server by using Discord for real-time chat! Crates to use if you wish to give you some much needed, hard to get, items to give a fair experience. A true sense of community that will not tolerate griefers or those who would ruin anyone’s experience of the game.

olympusmc.pro

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1747
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	22
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

mc.villagecraft-server.com

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1723
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	54
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Secret Passages Found:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

cobblehaven.com

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6945
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

mcs.mccaverns.com

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3807
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Enchantments Applied:	168	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

mc.pandacraft.cc

Renatus Network

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3327
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Villages Defended:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Dragon Eggs Found:	7463
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Emeralds Found:	6459

Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

play.RenatusNetwork.com

TANOMI

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2448
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

You have reached the official page of a unique Minecraft server with new features that open up for you a fresh look at the game and the difficulty of survival. This is an amazing world where you can be anyone: choose your play style! Exciting systems of new enchantments, fishing, mining, unique monsters, a whole list of new equipment and much more await you! All this without mods, without downloading a launcher. We don’t put labels on players like RP servers do, you can be whoever you want, whenever you want, and the standard of living that you want. And we will try to preserve your gameplay for a long time, because we do not have wipes of the main world. You can access us even from a non-licensed client, so you don’t need to spend extra money on purchasing a mojang account. We have the most friendly and sociable community of players and administration! Only you decide how the history of the world you live in will go! Come in and show yourself!Read the detailed description in our VK group or on the website.

46.243.169.234

FTB StoneBlock2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4346
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Farms Harvested:	175
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	103
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

sb2.craftersland.net

MineFrost Network

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	185
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Dragon Eggs Found:	5164	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Buildings Constructed:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	322	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

MINEFROST NETWORKIP: play.minefrost.net ___________________________________________________________WE ARE OPENING NEW TYPE OF SERVERS! – VANILLA SKYBLOCK – CUSTOM SURVIVAL – CUSTOM BEDWARS – ANARCHY SKYLANDS – EXTREME HARDCORE AND MUCH MORE!!!

play.minefrost.net

DemonsLand Season 3

Economy, LifeSteal

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4245
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	18

Demons Land is A Public Lifesteal Server. By Playing here You can Enhance your Lifesteal Experience.

play.demonsland.fun

MCSugars

Economy, Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9950
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Animals Bred:	35	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

MCSugars is a survival server based on a diamond economy, with loads of cool features including land claims, pwarps, chest shops, crates, marriage and more

mcsugars.com

MitoloskaSLO

Economy, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7595
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30

Slovenian survival server because you start as a servant and can become a GOD! Come and join! more in the video: https://youtu.be/nIFqOfCyZBU

mitslo.net

NiftySMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5264
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	308
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	6948
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

play.niftysmp.com