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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2400
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

New Minecraft Servers

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But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have a chance to meet Alanis Morissette herself and she’ll personally serenade you with a Minecraft-themed rendition of “Ironic”. Plus, all members get a free lifetime supply of dino nuggets delivered straight to their doorstep by a herd of friendly dinosaurs.

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MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2518
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	296
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

mcs.minebox.es

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3108
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2917
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dimension Hops:	4
Enchantments Applied:	172	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4806
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Potions Brewed:	78	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6731
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	82	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

play.pokebalta.com.tr

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8069
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Magic Items Found:	8894	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	189
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2873
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8768
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2991
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	123	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Crops Grown:	4447

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4326
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3762
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5385
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Void Armor Forged:	20
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7359
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	181	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Love Letters Sent:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8576
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	2194	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Votes:	8838	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5874
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	485
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net