Itchy Balls Minecraft SMP Dino Nugget Maybe Going to Alanis Morissette Show Next Year Anon

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1814
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Chimeras Created:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of your balls being itchy all the time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP has been scientifically proven to reduce ball itchiness by 69%! Not only that, but joining our server will also increase your chances of getting that cute supermarket checkout girl’s number by 420%!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have a chance to meet Alanis Morissette herself and she’ll personally serenade you with a Minecraft-themed rendition of “Ironic”. Plus, all members get a free lifetime supply of dino nuggets delivered straight to their doorstep by a herd of friendly dinosaurs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to itchy balls, hello to cute checkout girls, and get ready for the most epic Alanis Morissette concert of your life!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9131
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1336	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Dragon Eggs Found:	8768
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Potions Brewed:	40	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6124
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Potions Brewed:	46	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	11

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8252
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Alien Abductions:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Falling into the Void:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6445
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Alien Abductions:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Secret Passages Found:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1395
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Votes:	8969
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9322
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1494
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	191
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9594
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3866
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3061
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1347
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Farms Harvested:	247
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5222
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7364	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8213
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	3224	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	288	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3862
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Animals Bred:	58
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	4

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

org.cyt.gg

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9959
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Secret Passages Found:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dimension Hops:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

play.invadedlands.net

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	757
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7362
Villages Defended:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	202
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	27

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

mc.safesurvival.net