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Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 9259 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 43 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have a chance to meet Alanis Morissette herself and she’ll personally serenade you with a Minecraft-themed rendition of “Ironic”. Plus, all members get a free lifetime supply of dino nuggets delivered straight to their doorstep by a herd of friendly dinosaurs.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to itchy balls, hello to cute checkout girls, and get ready for the most epic Alanis Morissette concert of your life!