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Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 9919 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
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