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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8713
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Ores Mined:	1992	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

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BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	991
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Enchantments Applied:	102	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

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realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9251
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Buildings Constructed:	48
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

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Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8297
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

play.dextrality.net

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8267
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

DBC.ApolloNetworkMC.net

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8907
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Votes:	7690	Dragon Eggs Found:	2919
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

mcs.minebox.es

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	724
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	743
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4409
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Votes:	7430
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Mines Excavated:	3608	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1346
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Mines Excavated:	2264
Crops Grown:	1771	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Emeralds Found:	4332	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

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RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	621
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8058
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7714
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	4702
Runes Activated:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8785
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	54	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Votes:	9723	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3050
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Potions Brewed:	97	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Alien Abductions:	5	Runes Activated:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1552
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Animals Bred:	108
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com