Itchy Balls Minecraft SMP Dino Nugget Maybe Going to Alanis Morissette Show Next Year Anon

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5624
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	New Chunks Explored:	182085
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Holy Grails Found:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

New Minecraft Servers

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But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have a chance to meet Alanis Morissette herself and she’ll personally serenade you with a Minecraft-themed rendition of “Ironic”. Plus, all members get a free lifetime supply of dino nuggets delivered straight to their doorstep by a herd of friendly dinosaurs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to itchy balls, hello to cute checkout girls, and get ready for the most epic Alanis Morissette concert of your life!

EnchantedMC

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1086
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Votes:	4991	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
New Chunks Explored:	588279	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25

We are an innovative Minecraft Network, we strive to make the best possible and most optimized gameplay experience for our community. We have many gamemodes you may enjoy such as Skyblock, Prison and Gens. You can join today to see what we have to offer.

play.enchantedmc.net

Survivify

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6248
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Votes:	345	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Welcome to Survivify, a 1.20+ Survival Server!Publicly Released in June 2023!We focus on our simplistic gameplay and amazing community join today to experience Survivify!Store: shop.survivify.org Discord: discord.survivify.org IP: mc.survivfy.org Bedrock IP: br.survivfy.org Port: 19132

mc.survivify.org

WilderCraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1268
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Villages Defended:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

New 1.20 world reset, 10k map, join for a fresh start! We’re the most friendly survival Minecraft server online!Reasons to play on WilderCraft: > Helpful and active staff > Balanced survival gameplay > Player shops: see why players love our vanilla-style shop system > EndRush: win elytra in your own new End world > Match5: a two-player puzzle game with prizes > WilderTools: earn carefully balanced custom tools > No lag: owner/developer diligently optimizes the server > World expansion with new content updates regularlyCome see why players love WilderCraft after 7 years online!

play.wildercraft.net

BeeMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1100
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

BeeMC is a cross-platform Minecraft server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Honey Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join BeeMC today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: beemc.org Bedrock Port: 19132

beemc.org

Chaktet

Pixelmon

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9150
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Endless Night Skies:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Enter a world of pokemon adventures! – Characteristics Some of the features that we already have or that we will be adding soon: – CLAIMS – STORE MENU – PLAYER WARPS – PLAYER HOUSES – SKILLS – KITS – DRAWINGS – DAILY REWARDS – TRADE SYSTEM – GIFT SYSTEM Discord https://discord.gg/x94HXUa4Aa

198.244.254.34

i-Pixelmon

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9495
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Want to play Pixelmon? Watch our PERSONALLY made Tutorial from this Link: WWW.TINYURL.COM/INSTALLPIXEL [NOTE] It only takes TWO Minutes To Install through our LINK Above!How is I-Pixelmon different from other servers? -Pixelmon Showdown -Battle Tower -Real Gym Leaders, Elite Four Members and Server Champion -Boss Room -Training Tower -Boss Raids -Actual Survival (Building and Mining and Land Claiming) -Keep Inventory -GTS -WonderTrade Join I-Pixelmon.com today for the ultimate Pixelmon experience!

i-Pixelmon.com

HappyCloud

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3133
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	451
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Newly Restarted Server, everyone is starting fresh! Drop Parties every Saturday! Tournaments every Sunday! Metronome Togepi Tournaments every Wednesday; pure luck decides the winner! No lag on our state-of-the-art server! Both player-run and NPC gyms! Beautiful route to explore and conquer! Friendly and helpful staff! Great community!

ms.happycloudmc.com

MineKeo Network

Earth, Skyblock, Towny

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2324
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Star Shards Collected:	78

Minecraft Server Vietnam – TownySugus – KitkatSkyblock – 1.8.x – 1.20.x – Fun – Mingame – Discord. Join now and enjou our server! MineKeo number one. A minecraft world is waiting for you ahead. Invite your friends to join the server test now. Features will be continuously updated at discord.

minekeo.com

KiwiSMP

Cross-Play, Factions, KitPvP, OneBlock, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5193
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

1.20.1 SUPPORTED BEDROCK SUPPORTED SURVIVAL | ONEBLOCK| PUBLIC LIFESTEAL SMP | EARTHSMP | and more! Join the best Minecraft server today, KiwiSMP! We have an active staff team, organized events, a very friendly community, and more! So what are you waiting for? Check out kiwismp today! IP play.kiwismp.fun

play.kiwismp.fun

EcuaCraft

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Prison, PvP

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4170
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Crops Grown:	9981	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

EcuaCraft Network 1.8.X IP: mc.ecuacraft.club Mini games like: -SurvivalOP/Factions -Survival 1.8/Factions -PvP(PracticePvP, FFA, KitPvP, ComboFly, etc) -SkyBlock -SkyWars -Prison/RankupOP -HCF

mc.ecuacraft.com

Trap Legacy

KitPvP, PvP

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9371
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

A trap training and duel server where you can have fun, play without any problems and win rewards by voting. Don’t stay, join.

mc.traplegacypvp.com

HyperHub

Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2136
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Crops Grown:	9851	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Meteorites Collected:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

HyperMc is an online multiplayer game that offers an immersive and exciting gaming experience. With its unique features and gameplay, it is sure to captivate players of all ages. Join the adventure now and unleash your gaming skills in the virtual world of HyperMc. For bedrock Ip server : hyperhub.ovshosting.com Port server : 19456

hyperhub.ovshosting.com:19456

BumbleCraft

Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4920
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ores Mined:	6862
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

We’re a gaming community, supporting the LGBTQIA+ community to feel safe in a fun and interactive community. Allowing people to express and feel themselves. Our goal is to create an environment where everyone feels included, respected and safe. We hope you’ll join us on the journey to create the number one inclusive community.

ms.bumblecraft.net

VentureLand RPG

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Parkour, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	956
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Chimeras Created:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

A completely unique RPG game in minecraft ► A large hand-built open world map ► 8 different classes, each with unique abilities and playstyles ► Custom items and loot ► Unique crafting system ► Economy and market ► Custom mobs ► Dungeons and bossesNo mods required! Use the IP to join

mc2.ventureland.net

BlzeSteal

Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3962
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Magic Items Found:	6987	Potions Brewed:	181
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Votes:	1348
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

BlzeSteal is a Lifesteal Factions Server. It’s known for having its own custom-made weapons, tools, and armor. The weapons in BlzeSteal are not just ordinary; they have special designs and powers, making fights more interesting.Server IP: play.BlzeSteal.net Bedrock IP: BlzeSteal.bedrock.minehut.gg, Port: 19132> LIFESTEAL > FACTIONS > RANDOMKITS > EVENTS > PVP

play.blzesteal.net