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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4760
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

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GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2897
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Animals Bred:	116
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7067
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3407
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4107
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	21

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7105
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2954
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Alien Abductions:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5786
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4446	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6118
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Void Armor Forged:	15
Villages Defended:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2478
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	156	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5363
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Alien Abductions:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2120
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Emeralds Found:	4294
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5220
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Dimension Hops:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2199
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

mcservers.oreo.gg

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6595
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Holy Grails Found:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8195

play.yomnetwork.ca

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2173
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20

ms.PlayFuse.net

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9271
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Divine Spears Created:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Crops Grown:	2800	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	358	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

mc.pokeland.world