Itchy Balls Minecraft SMP Dino Nugget Maybe Going to Alanis Morissette Show Next Year Anon

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5056
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Love Letters Sent:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Potions Brewed:	170	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Gods Slained:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

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But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have a chance to meet Alanis Morissette herself and she’ll personally serenade you with a Minecraft-themed rendition of “Ironic”. Plus, all members get a free lifetime supply of dino nuggets delivered straight to their doorstep by a herd of friendly dinosaurs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to itchy balls, hello to cute checkout girls, and get ready for the most epic Alanis Morissette concert of your life!

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1248
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

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KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9563
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9262
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Votes:	7780
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

play.koalaservers.net

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4672
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Gods Slained:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

play.astra-mc.net

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9914
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Buildings Constructed:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

play.phloxmc.net

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3871
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

play.mythical-empires.com

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7203
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

mc.trekcraft.net

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7196
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

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Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4709
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Towns Built:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	188

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

mc.ranchncraft.com

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1975
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

jes.earth

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7095
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

mc.kiraskingdom.com

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1911
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

play.townysmp.com

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6070
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Towns Built:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

drgnshield.com

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2624
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

mc.beuteugeu.com

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5745
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Void Armor Forged:	23
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	3529	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

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firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4389
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	123
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Potions Brewed:	173
Mines Excavated:	2904	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

mcs.firestartermc.com