Itchy Asshole Minecraft SMP

advice, Apology, Asshole, crawling sensation, Cut, Experience, faint, frens, Grateful, gross, hair, Irritation, Itchy, Medicine, Minecraft, pinworms, Scared, SIMILAR, smp, STDs, subject matter, wizard

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9293
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Holy Grails Found:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a server where you can scratch that itch for adventure? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the mystery of the mildly itchy asshole – is it pinworms, a faint cut, or just some pesky hair causing trouble? Only the bravest of wizards can solve this enigma!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling dragons with diamond swords to building giant statues of your favorite memes, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a few itchy assholes along the way. See you in the game, wizard frens!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6834
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9687	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Divine Spears Created:	23
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Crops Grown:	3863
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	8

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6170
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	222
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

play.pokebalta.com.tr

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4538
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3269
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7224
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7873
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	7573	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Secret Passages Found:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Buildings Constructed:	33	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Villages Defended:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3925
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Star Shards Collected:	160
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5945
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Animals Bred:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3425
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3579
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	New Chunks Explored:	689122
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Potions Brewed:	185	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5061
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Emeralds Found:	2319	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Enchantments Applied:	138	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7910
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Buildings Constructed:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	178
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Void Armor Forged:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Divine Spears Created:	21	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2569
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8395
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co