Itchy Asshole Minecraft SMP

advice, Apology, Asshole, crawling sensation, Cut, Experience, faint, frens, Grateful, gross, hair, Irritation, Itchy, Medicine, Minecraft, pinworms, Scared, SIMILAR, smp, STDs, subject matter, wizard

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1577
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a server where you can scratch that itch for adventure? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the mystery of the mildly itchy asshole – is it pinworms, a faint cut, or just some pesky hair causing trouble? Only the bravest of wizards can solve this enigma!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling dragons with diamond swords to building giant statues of your favorite memes, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a few itchy assholes along the way. See you in the game, wizard frens!

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9175
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	42	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Evil Twin Fights:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Towns Built:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	496
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Villages Defended:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	181	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7286
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	69501
Holy Grails Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	20

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3031
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Mines Excavated:	2805
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6533
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Votes:	1907

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8530
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Alien Abductions:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Villages Defended:	19	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	12

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3895
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Alien Abductions:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Buildings Constructed:	13	Love Letters Sent:	18

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

minegens.id

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2307
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8888
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Magic Items Found:	6320	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

play.potterworldmc.com

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2185
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

play.theseedmc.com

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4865
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Animals Bred:	36
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Zombie Dances:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

mc.imaginefun.net

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	319
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Void Gems Collected:	11

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

mc.deathzone.club

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9408
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	190
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

play.orchardcraftmc.com

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9118
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Holy Grails Found:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

redesaint.com

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7201
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

178.33.34.224