Itchy Asshole Minecraft SMP

advice, Apology, Asshole, crawling sensation, Cut, Experience, faint, frens, Grateful, gross, hair, Irritation, Itchy, Medicine, Minecraft, pinworms, Scared, SIMILAR, smp, STDs, subject matter, wizard

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2296
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2667	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

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Looking for a server where you can scratch that itch for adventure? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the mystery of the mildly itchy asshole – is it pinworms, a faint cut, or just some pesky hair causing trouble? Only the bravest of wizards can solve this enigma!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling dragons with diamond swords to building giant statues of your favorite memes, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a few itchy assholes along the way. See you in the game, wizard frens!

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7312
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Towns Built:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	130
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Astral Projections Made:	0

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

play.cropied.com

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3926
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5439
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

play.kchscraft.net

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7964
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Holy Grails Found:	4

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

munchymc.com

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6320
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Love Letters Sent:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Farms Harvested:	406
Votes:	7947	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Animals Bred:	38

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

jogar.celestialpixelmon.com

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4122
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	39	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Farms Harvested:	876	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	6

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

play.mc64.wtf

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6753
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

play.minejordyn.org

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	97
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

mc.omegacraft.cl

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2181
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	8812	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	34

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

play.flaremc.org

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5382
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	25	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Crops Grown:	4441
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

RoyalMC.eu

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7393
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	294	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Magic Items Found:	6088	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

disastermc.com

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2312
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	419	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Crops Grown:	6841
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

jogar.mc-mastercraft.net

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1217
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Holy Grails Found:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Dimension Hops:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

mc.survivaldub.com

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	513
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	25
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Emeralds Found:	3278
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Buildings Constructed:	25
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

play.acornmc.org

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4348
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Farms Harvested:	817
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

mcso.democracycraft.net

MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	514
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Potions Brewed:	92	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Farms Harvested:	962
Vanishing Items Found:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

mc.miragecraft.net