Itchy Asshole Minecraft SMP

advice, Apology, Asshole, crawling sensation, Cut, Experience, faint, frens, Grateful, gross, hair, Irritation, Itchy, Medicine, Minecraft, pinworms, Scared, SIMILAR, smp, STDs, subject matter, wizard

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9966
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a server where you can scratch that itch for adventure? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the mystery of the mildly itchy asshole – is it pinworms, a faint cut, or just some pesky hair causing trouble? Only the bravest of wizards can solve this enigma!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling dragons with diamond swords to building giant statues of your favorite memes, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a few itchy assholes along the way. See you in the game, wizard frens!

AFCRAFT

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3354
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6002
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Welcome to AFCRAFT, where the possibilities are endless!Our server offers both a survival world and a minigames lobby, so you can choose to embark on a solo adventure or join forces with friends and compete in various games. Our survival world is an immersive experience – Our dedicated community has built some extraordinary things! On the other hand, our minigames lobby has a plethora of high-quality minigames to choose from, including Bedwars, Spleef, Hunger Games, Quake, Party Games, and so many more! With something for everyone, we guarantee you won’t get bored!But it’s not just the gameplay that sets us apart. Our community is incredibly tight-knit, and we pride ourselves on creating a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, you’ll find that our players are always willing to lend a helping hand. You’ll feel right at home in our community, and who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends!In addition to our regular gameplay, we also have weekly community events that are always a blast. From build competitions to scavenger hunts, there’s always something fun going on. These events are a great way to get involved with the community, meet new players, and even win some awesome prizes.So what are you waiting for? Come join us on AFCRAFT where over 3,000 unique players have joined!WEBSITE: AFCRAFT.NET

play.afcraft.net

VisualPvP

PvP

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6474
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Ores Mined:	7800	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

VisualPvP is home to the most adrenaline-pumping, competitive Network on the block, and we cherish our vibrant and welcoming community. Your voice matters, and this is where you can make a difference. [1.8 – 1.20]

visualpvp.com

MegaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8287
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Dragon Eggs Found:	2940
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	181
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Hello! There MegaMC Is a new Public Lifesteal SMP Launched By Me and My Team So You Can Join And Check If You Want To Play You Can And Join Discord For Giveaways Ranks , Crate Keys , and much more Join Now!!!

megamc.happyforever.com

KryptonPVP

Creative, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2930
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	932658
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Zombie Dances:	5

KriptonPVP is a Minecraft Network where quality will be present from the first moment you connect to the server. Together with the entire staff we try to solve all the problems that arise in the shortest possible time, in addition to adding improvements to the Network so that the gaming experience is better every day. We are also characterized by having a friendly and close staff with users. Every month we invest the money from donations in having servers without lag, being open 24/7, in our own plugins, anti-DDoS protection, anti-Hacks and backups.As you can see, we have all put a lot of effort into making the server the way it is now, so I hope you want to join us on this adventure that we are sure you will have fun with.

mc.kriptonpvp.com

Shadow Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	216
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8521	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Shadow Kingdom is a unique network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a build-savvy architect, competitive PvP warrior, or just looking for a place to meet a tight-knit community of friendly individuals, Shadow Kingdom Network is the place for you! Our network is divided between only 2 main servers: Creative and Towny; both of which are much different from each other. Only operating 2 main game modes allows our team to pay special attention to the small details, and also allows for constant updates, bug fixes, and support. Shadow Kingdom has been running for many years, and our servers are established and jam-packed with many features! We work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! https://shadowkingdom.org/We hope to see you in-game soon!

mc.shadowkingdom.org

RLCraft Merciless Sufferings

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3961
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Void Gems Collected:	18
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	29

RLCraft is back with Version 2.9– No KeepInventory – Exploration Maps that change every 2 weeks – Player Shops -Job System – Factions Create Alliances or declare War on your Enemies. Take over their Territory to steal their Base!

185.248.141.12:1058

SuperCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4203
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

This is a very friendly server and everyone is welcome here. This server is compatible with Java and cracked players, No toxicity is Tolerated, We are trying to make SuperCraft the best Indian Minecraft server.– Survival Game-Modes coming soon!: – Parkour – SkyBlock – BedWars – ThePit – SkyWars – More to come!Connect with us, join the discord server at https://discord.supercraft.in/

play.supercraft.in

AcentraMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5649
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Mines Excavated:	4645
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

play.acentramc.com

Arcaneva Geopolitical

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6025
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Animals Bred:	180
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Arcaneva is a Minecraft 1.19.4 Java and Bedrock server where you can lead or support a nation on EARTH on a Full Scale! What’s stopping you from having a good time?!

arcaneva.com

SkyBlade

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3495
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

We’re a Minecraft Bedrock and Java cross-play server with a large variety of fun minigames to play! Our goal is to bring the best experience to players, which is why we really want to hear your feedback for us to improve! Join us on Discord and follow us on Twitter and Instagram (@SkyBladeNetwork) to stay up-to-date!To summarise, here’s a LARGE list of things that we offer: – SkyWars, BedWars, The Bridge, TNT Run, TurfWars, Colour Shuffle (Block Party Equivalent), Spleef, Drop, ZAP (Splegg Equivalent), One in the Chamber, Punch (Sumo Equivalent), 1v1 Duels, Free-Build Creative, Parkour, SkyBlock + so much more!So, what are you waiting for? Grab some friends and get playin’! We can’t wait to see you online! 🙂

mc.skyblade.pro

Storyfortune

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8066
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57

Storyfortune is a brand new survival experience based on the latest versions of Minecraft: Java Edition, with a focus on bringing players together unlike ever before while providing a top player experience! Our server is a grief-free and safe area where anyone and everyone can come and play with others. We strive to provide a unique and engaging experience while maintaining the core survival gameplay.We have player warps and shops, land claiming, marriage, an auction house and so much more! What are you waiting for?**IP: find.storyfortune.net** **Version: 1.20.2**Our rules can be found at: https://storyfortune.net/rules Our Discord server: https://storyfortune.net/discord

ms.storyfortune.net

ObiWorld

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9138
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Void Gems Collected:	40	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

Family-friendly survival server. Java and Bedrock Crossplay!! Includes claims, homes, and teleport. Loads of minigames: bedwars, duels, paintball, parkour, hunger games and more! Active staff. Unlock abilities and earn ranks by just playing. Test your skills in our custom arenas and boss battles! Try out our custom enchantments, magic wands, and advancements. Java IP: play.obiworldmc.com Bedrock IP: play.obiworldmc.com Port: 47973

play.obiworldmc.com

LifeStealMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2449
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Votes:	5792	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Farms Harvested:	620
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Lifestealmc.net

Simply Vanilla Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3266
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Magic Items Found:	8432
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Runes Activated:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	36

We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and 10-30 active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and Nether-roof is accessible.Want to experience anarchy without everyone hacking or long queues or low tps? Join Simply Vanilla! The server prides itself with having only very few plugins installed to keep things as Vanilla and Anarchy as possible. The server has never been reset and never will be, the current 6 TB map size speaks for itself.We are hosted in EU giving all players in Europe an excellent ping while still being reasonably good for North American players.Join Today!

simplyvanilla.net

AugustaTowny

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1644
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	4362	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Augusta Towny is a offers a unique experience for players who enjoy town-building, jobs, quests, and economy. With the popular Towny plugin, players can join or create their own towns, and work together with other players to build, protect and grow their community. We offer custom world generation to allow your creativity to skyrocket. Our server also offers a friendly and welcoming community, where players can enjoy a variety of activities such as mining, farming, trading, and crafting. We have an economy system that allows players to earn money by gathering, crafting, smelting, and selling their resources and items. Use it to become to richest player on the server.How to Join: – Java Server IP: play.augustatowny.com – Bedrock Server IP: play.augustatowny.com | Bedrock Port: 25565 – Minecraft Version: The server operates on version 1.19.4 – ViaVersion and ViaBackwards are installed. 1.19+ is recommended - Discord: https://discord.gg/SF3aSc4dfJOur staff team is dedicated to providing a safe and enjoyable environment for all players, and are always available to assist players with any questions or concerns. So come join us on Augusta Towny and experience the fun and excitement of town-building, exploration, and community interaction!

play.augustatowny.com