Itchy Asshole Minecraft SMP

advice, Apology, Asshole, crawling sensation, Cut, Experience, faint, frens, Grateful, gross, hair, Irritation, Itchy, Medicine, Minecraft, pinworms, Scared, SIMILAR, smp, STDs, subject matter, wizard

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5550
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	9306	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Towns Built:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a server where you can scratch that itch for adventure? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the mystery of the mildly itchy asshole – is it pinworms, a faint cut, or just some pesky hair causing trouble? Only the bravest of wizards can solve this enigma!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling dragons with diamond swords to building giant statues of your favorite memes, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a few itchy assholes along the way. See you in the game, wizard frens!

Afternoon Teacraft

MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4404
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Discover an all new yet familiar experience at Afternoon Teacraft. Putting the ice cream in vanilla, ATC features a range of exciting additions that all feel right at home. Forge new friendships with our immersive custom Guild system. Earn bonus rewards just for playing the game, plus a range of regular events to take part in that keep things fresh and delicious. Increased your rank to access perks, train your skills and become a Grand Master. Relaxed gameplay, a welcoming community and friendly staff keep things cosy. New features added regularly, highly active development.

play.afternoonteacraft.info

MineHavoc

KitPvP, LifeSteal, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7265
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Potions Brewed:	177	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Welcome to MineHavoc! We currently offer a wide selection of servers ranging from Skyblock, Survival, Prison, Lifesteal and more! Please read below for more information.Vanilla Servers: We host a wide variety of Vanilla Servers (Skyblock,Survival,Prison,Lifesteal) on the latest version of minecraft! You can login to these servers with any version from 1.12.2 –> Latest [1.20]. Our servers are filled with custom content to keep you busy for hours, and are hosted with ZERO lag. Come join us today!Website: https://www.store.minehavoc.com/ Discord: discord.minehavoc.com

play.minehavoc.com

8builders8tools

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	618
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Chimeras Created:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

8b8t.me Is a non vanilla anarchy, anarchy pvp, skyblock minecraft server where hacks and anything is allowed that supports 1.8.x to 1.20.x(recommended 1.20.4) Bedrock IP: br.8b8t.me Port: 19132

8b8t.me

Athenas Kingdoms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3346
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Towns Built:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Athena’s Kingdoms is a PvE community driven building server! With NO world resets, ever. How? We expand the map every year! Why? We like to build BIG! Featuring; – Anti – Grief land claiming – Player Shops – Keep inventory – Mcmmo skill leveling – Custom developed plugins – Discord integration – Live map – Community Events – Building Competitions – A friendly Community-driven experience

iptraffic.ddns.net:8085

Pixelmon Online

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8051
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Magic Items Found:	2357	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Villages Defended:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Our servers use the Pixelmon Reforged mod in the latest version!Site www.pixelmononline.net Discord https://discord.gg/Zuy9yPZ Modpack https://bit.ly/pixelmononline IP pixelmononline.netMinecraft 1.12.2 Lucky Pixelmon 4 totally different Servers for every style of play

pixelmonline.com

PvPWars

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	979
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	3376	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	393	Players Killed by Monsters:	3601
Star Shards Collected:	186	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Zombie Dances:	10
Divine Spears Created:	21	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Runes Activated:	1

PvPWars is a Minecraft server network released on March 25th, 2017. We have a lot of experience hosting fun, popular and unique servers! We are pushing the limits of the newest versions of Minecraft like no other server has done before! Join today to see all the custom features we have to offer!Java IP: org.pvpwars.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pvpwars.net Port: 19132

org.pvpwars.net

Kronic Romania MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1532
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	65	Divine Spears Created:	27
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2

We are a Minecraft server from 2018, reopened today for you! The server is 1.20.1 at the moment and everything is redone from scratch. It was completely WIPE, to benefit from keys for crates on survival section, we are waiting for you to vote for customized prizes! We wish you pleasant fun with us and an unforgettable experience!

Play.kronic.ro

Hellbounds

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6117
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Towns Built:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Star Shards Collected:	129	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Step into the realm of Hellbounds, a cutting-edge 1.8.9 Skyblock style Minecraft server, where the legacy of Skybounds is reborn and transformed. Derived from the original Skybounds OG codebase, our server is a meticulously crafted universe, offering a unique blend of nostalgia and innovation. At Hellbounds, we’re not just revisiting the game’s origins — we’re redefining them with a modern twist.Immerse yourself in a fully custom-coded world brimming with bespoke features and continuous, thrilling updates. Engage in an ever-evolving landscape where each login promises new adventures and challenges. From gripping events to exclusive content, there’s always something to captivate your imagination and test your skills.Join a vibrant community of fellow enthusiasts eager to explore, build, and conquer. Whether you’re a battle-hardened veteran or a curious newcomer, Hellbounds is your gateway to an extraordinary Minecraft experience. Don’t just play the game; live the legend.Dive into the adventure at hellbounds.net and become part of a legacy where the past and future collide. Your epic journey awaits!

play.hellbounds.net

SamMc

Economy, Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6244
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Divine Spears Created:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Chimeras Created:	4
Farms Harvested:	285	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Magic Wands Crafted:	15

SamMc Server [ Treat others with respect ]

There’s no need to say or do things to make others feel bad or upset. Trolling, generally defined as provoking a person/situation to get a response, is also not allowed. {-~-~ 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐑𝐮𝐥𝐞𝐬 -~-~} 1) Absolutely NO GRIEFING 2) NO Spamming 3) NO Racism 4) NO Capital Letter on Server Chat 5) Respect Each Other 6) Do not beg other for item 7) No Cursing Words on Chat 8) NO Hacking , X-Ray, Etc. 9) NO Advertise other Server

play.sammc.xyz:30125

Reds Resort

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6578
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	2379	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Zombie Dances:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6

mc.redsresort.com

Piglin

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2970
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Crops Grown:	2524	Divine Spears Created:	18
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Magic Items Found:	7757	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Non pay2win. Anti-grief. Semi-vanilla survival. Latest version (1.20)! See our website to read our rules and learn more about our server.

mc.piglin.org

SkyFactory 4 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2064
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8652	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sf4.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

sf4.craftersland.net

Pixelmon Horizon

Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6772
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Dive into the world of Pokémon like never before on Pixelmon Horizon, an Australian-based server that offers an immersive and captivating Pixelmon experience.– Hand-Built Custom Towns and Cities – Pokemon Kits and Exciting Crates – Ranks-Up and Perks – A Great Community Awaits – Cosmetics/ Exclusive pokemon texturesJoin our thriving community of Pokémon enthusiasts. Interact with fellow trainers, make new friends, and partake in events and activities that will keep you engaged and entertained. Our dedicated and friendly staff are always there to assist you on your journey.

mc.horizongaming.au

TheNodeMC Pixelmon

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5518
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Buildings Constructed:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

play.thenodemc.com

MC Ages

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5493
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Crops Grown:	9159	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Void Armor Forged:	30
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Farms Harvested:	608	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

play.mc-ages.com