Itchy Asshole Minecraft SMP

advice, Apology, Asshole, crawling sensation, Cut, Experience, faint, frens, Grateful, gross, hair, Irritation, Itchy, Medicine, Minecraft, pinworms, Scared, SIMILAR, smp, STDs, subject matter, wizard

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9446
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Love Letters Sent:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a server where you can scratch that itch for adventure? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the mystery of the mildly itchy asshole – is it pinworms, a faint cut, or just some pesky hair causing trouble? Only the bravest of wizards can solve this enigma!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling dragons with diamond swords to building giant statues of your favorite memes, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a few itchy assholes along the way. See you in the game, wizard frens!

StellarverseMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3311
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Star Shards Collected:	158	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Dragon Eggs Found:	5244	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

play.stellarversemc.com

CGCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3718
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Dimension Hops:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Towns Built:	9

CGCraft Survival Server – Minecraft Experience!» Infinite World, 1.19.2+ Support » New Agricultural Products, Special Items » Special Armors, Realistic Animal Animations » Special Texture Pack, Anti-Lag Settings » 100+ Quality Plugins » Enhanced Image with Optifine » Friendly Community, Discord Support » https://discord.gg/Z8DxCMxrjN » https://www.twitch.tv/crystalgangsterStart your Minecraft adventure with CGCraft!

oyna.cgcraft.net

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8390
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3880	Buildings Constructed:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Crops Grown:	7832

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

farmersmarketmc.net

AquaSmp

Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8455
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Secret Passages Found:	8

Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

aqua-smp.apexmc.co:25666

RedSkyEagle

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	250
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

play.redskyeagle.net:25597

ExodusMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1111
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Towns Built:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Buildings Constructed:	44	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	22

ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

ExodusMC.org

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1186
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

play.babylonmc.net

Kicklex

Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7377
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Gods Slained:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Void Armor Forged:	20
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dimension Hops:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

mc.kicklex.lat

VitalCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	842
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Love Letters Sent:	19
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4

At VitalCraft, we understand the joy that Minecraft brings to the world , and we strive to provide our players with an exceptional gaming experience. Our map is one of a kind and offers endless possibilities for exploration and adventure. From the moment you step onto our server, you’ll be immersed in a world full of creativity and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a beginner, we have something for everyone. We have collaborated to bring you the best of the old school, OG factions, and the new school. Join us today and discover what sets us apart from the rest.

185.199.95.177:25573

FlickationSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3136
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

FlickationSMP has some of the coolest features and is very unique. We have an Earth server with custom plugins including tanks, planes, helicopters, submarines, and more! And, if you ever had a hard time trying to play with your friends that are on bedrock or java, then join FlickationSMP!

play.flickationsmp.fun:20002

From Minepur

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4147
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	199	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	473
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dimension Hops:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

minepurist.net

Unrealtactical

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2045
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

This Is The Official Server Of The Youtuber CoolGunner. UnrealTactical Is Back In Full Strenght As A Part Of The MC Server Network. UnrealTactical Also Has Unofficial Support For Bedrock Clients!!!!! **Please Note: Bedrock Clients Must Use Port 19132** Currently Is Hosts: – Survial Cool features -SkyblockComing Soon: – Zombies -Minigames – Prison – Kitpvp – Factions

unrealtactical.com

XCraft Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3490
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

XCraft Survival is celebrating 10 Years of providing a nice escape! Since 2013, we’ve been working hard to create a server that allows you to play with ease. We’re all about the old-school survival experience, with a few fun twists! From custom enchantments and tweaked crafting recipes to fighting Herobrine and using Flight Feathers, you’ll find your niche!We are a play-to-win server, the only way that you’re going to get farther than anyone else is by putting in the work, which means NO P2W. Our ranks are purely cosmetic, letting you earn everything you have in-game with our Perks system. You can upgrade yourself to have more set homes, player vaults, portable workstations, and more!

play.xcsurvival.com

TitoCraft #Forever

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4865
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27

TitoCraft is a Minecraft server made for players. Our main objective is to satisfy the community. Our game modes are unique and different from any other server, 100% customized by our team. “Too good to be true”? Come and see! Game Modes: – Survival / BedWars / Skyblock / OneBlock / Parkour– Easy and affordable savings – Customized menus and commands – An innovative store menu – VoteParty / McMMO / Jobs / Daily Challenges and Monthly Challenges / Minigames AND MUCH MORE!!!

titocraft.mcserv.me

Laoco

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8588
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	338	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Potions Brewed:	159
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Looking for a fun friendly active Minecraft community to be apart of? Look no further! Server Info: always latest • All Inclusive server. • Staff monitored Grief and Theft Plugins • semi vanilla survival server • Greylisted – We keep out the trolls. So come check us out,

play.laoco.net