Itchy Asshole Minecraft SMP

advice, Apology, Asshole, crawling sensation, Cut, Experience, faint, frens, Grateful, gross, hair, Irritation, Itchy, Medicine, Minecraft, pinworms, Scared, SIMILAR, smp, STDs, subject matter, wizard

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7398
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Ores Mined:	8733	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Emeralds Found:	247	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a server where you can scratch that itch for adventure? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the mystery of the mildly itchy asshole – is it pinworms, a faint cut, or just some pesky hair causing trouble? Only the bravest of wizards can solve this enigma!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling dragons with diamond swords to building giant statues of your favorite memes, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a few itchy assholes along the way. See you in the game, wizard frens!

DerCraft Network

Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8651
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

DerCraft WarSMP – Next-Level Adventure Awaits! Lose a heart per death. Banned 2 weeks if hearts deplete; return with 3. Vote, play, earn hearts, and revive friends. Log in for exclusive daily rewards. Playtime and voting rewards to boost progress. Unlock keys, rewards, and treasures with our JourneyBook Discover unique items and become a master. Rent shops, engage in player-to-player trading. Epic land claiming, war declarations, and battles.

play.dercraft.net

OceanBlock by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5973
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ocean.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Utilities chunk claim > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB OceanBlock 1.16.5 Modpack

ocean.craftersland.net

LegendsRPG

MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3432
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Astral Projections Made:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Divine Spears Created:	16	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

LegendsRPG is a lore-focused RPG server about skilling, exploring, completing quests, and progressing as far as you can! You play as the protagonist, who was once a lazy bum and is now trying to become a hero!

legendsrpg.minehut.gg

AlanBeckerMC

Creative, Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3320
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Enchantments Applied:	66	Holy Grails Found:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Mines Excavated:	3657	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52

The official Alan Becker Minecraft server! Come check out our newest gamemodes of Survival, Factions, Creative and so much more! AB Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/noogai89/videos

play.alanbecker.net

VoxCraft Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7698
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1909	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	178
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9937	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

VoxCraft Network – 1.17.1We are a Latin American network focused on survival modalitiesWe have weekly updates and accept the most supported suggestions from our communityWe hope to see you enjoying our modalities.

mc.voxcraft.us

Just Minecraft

Creative, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9461
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Potions Brewed:	87
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

At Just Minecraft our goal is to make the most classic Minecraft experience possible. To us this meant, no pressure to buy ranks, no pay-to-win and no unbalanced game mechanics. To ensure the best server possible, we focused on creating a 24/7 server, with a friendly community and 0 lag, so you can play whenever you want, wherever you want.The Just Minecraft Network currently includes:Just Creative: Just Creative includes ranks, world edit and plot minigames across a range of plots sizes. Our rank system is based on the number of blocks you’ve placed and time you’ve spent active on the server, allowing players to climb to the highest rank simply by playing! At each rank, you will recieve more World Edit permissions and bigger plots to make building easier and more spectacular.Our plots also have a unique minigame compatibility, allowing you to build your own minigame (including access to command blocks) and publish it to the server.Just Survival: Just Survival throws you into grief-free vanilla 1.16 Minecraft. The Survival rank system depends on time played, players killed and time survived, allowing you to reach the highest rank simply by surviving. As you rank up you will be awarded access to more perks, keeping the game fun.So join the JustMC community now and see what all the fuss is about!

justminecraft.net

MineDOT

Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	949
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

New survival server, with features of Towny.SERVER IP: MineDOT.org VERSION: 1.20 – 1.20.4Cracked and premium players can play

MineDOT.org

SkyWars

Anarchy, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4712
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Emeralds Found:	9519	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

The Official SkyWars server that started it all! Battle players upon floating islands and be the last man standing!SkyWars IP: skywars.com Skyblock IP: skyblock.net– Playable on 1.8 – 1.19.1! – First and original server released in August of 2013. – Apart of the Official Skyblock server network. – Custom and unique SkyWars plugin. – Over 1,000,000 unique players joined. – Custom items and Skybuck currency that enhance gameplay. – Dozens of maps to play on. – FFA – Quick 8 player games. – 1v1 – Battle a single player and stake money.

skywars.com

Brutal Kingdoms

Anarchy, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	324
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Potions Brewed:	165
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Buildings Constructed:	21
Dragon Eggs Found:	8121	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Welcome to Brutal Kingdoms, where survival means strategy! Our server offers a challenging twist – a world limited by a border with scarce resources, eliminating VIP privileges. It’s a level playing field, pushing players to rely on wit and tactics. No private areas, just pure survival skills at play. Join us for an intense Minecraft adventure where every move matters. Are you ready to conquer Brutal Kingdoms? Join now for a unique survival experience!

mc.brutalkingdoms.online

Plasmodia

Economy, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	330
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Plasmodia is a unique Survival multiplayer experience with land claiming to protect your builds, jobs to make money, and player markets to buy and sell from other players on an in-game marketplace. Join today for an awesome online experience, and be sure to bring your friends to maximize your involvement on the server!We look forward to meeting new playersand hope that you have a great time. If you have any questions or need help, please feel free to add me on discord, my username is Plazmotus.

plasmodia.org

Emopia.se

Creative, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3398
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42

Hello there! Welcome to “Emopia” This server is a public server that we create/maintain together with “TheSwedishEmilf” for his viewers/followers. The owners of the server are DarkSmite, Svenebanan and TheSwedishEmilf.On this server there will be lots to do and lots of plans for the future. We have many ideas. But now together with you, we will make this server really good.The main server will be “Towny” which means survival. There you build up a city with friends/players and perhaps sell items/services to other players/cities. Spawn there will also be shops, auction house, casino and more.There will also be Events on the server.The “event server” is created by “Vakten”, a really good guy when it comes to CommandBlocks. To play events, you must have an Admin who keeps the games for you.The “sub server” is a server for “TheSwedishEmilf” subscribers:

emopia.se

Kragmc

Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3728
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

This is a new survival server.In which you can have key kits and many more things. Come in nowkragmc.vyxterhost.net

kragmc.vyxterhost.net:25608

HostileMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1834
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

HostileMC is just that, HOSTILE!. join a huge community in our smp earthmap or even our minigames.our smp consists of an earth map and plugins which enable you to create huge nations, you are also able to declare war at any time.our minigames consist of hunger games and bedwars and soon to be ever old console survival games map.

hostilemc.vurig.host

Vampiric Classics

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4543
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Vampiric Classic’s Vampiric Classic’s is a Multi-Server Dedicated to all things Nostaglic we offer range from Skyblock, Creative Plots, SkyGrid, Vanilla Survival and MiniGames! We also include different interactions such as Ranks, Sethomes and more!We want to make Players like you welcome in our Server dedicated to all things classical and give you the best experience as possible along with friendly staff assistance to help!

Vampiricclassic.playwn.co:25583

Crafters Cove

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2734
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Astral Projections Made:	0
Towns Built:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

The most innovative Survival SMP there is to date. Custom weapons, mobs, bosses, quests and a lot more! This server is lore driven. As the story progresses, so does the server. Wanna be a part of the journey? Join today!Server is 1.20.4!

play.crafterscove.fun