Itchy Asshole Minecraft SMP

advice, Apology, Asshole, crawling sensation, Cut, Experience, faint, frens, Grateful, gross, hair, Irritation, Itchy, Medicine, Minecraft, pinworms, Scared, SIMILAR, smp, STDs, subject matter, wizard

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9564
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a server where you can scratch that itch for adventure? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the mystery of the mildly itchy asshole – is it pinworms, a faint cut, or just some pesky hair causing trouble? Only the bravest of wizards can solve this enigma!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling dragons with diamond swords to building giant statues of your favorite memes, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a few itchy assholes along the way. See you in the game, wizard frens!

Infernal Network

Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1971
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mines Excavated:	3339
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

play.infernalmc.net

BetoCraft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3955
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Alien Abductions:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Chimeras Created:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Betocraft is a semi-anarchist Minecraft Java and Bedrock server. Basically you can do everything except use hacks and be toxic towards other members Port for minecraft bedrock: 19132English: BetoCraft is a cross-play Survival Minecraft Java and Bedrock server for Portuguese-speaking players. It includes features like PvP and Factions and is set up in offline mode (aka cracked). The server’s gameplay is semi-anarchy, so you can pretty much do everything except use hacks and be toxic with other members. To join BetoCraft from Bedrock Edition, use port 25565.

betocraft.ddns.net

Aurora Middle School

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6447
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
New Chunks Explored:	667314	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

A small friendly SMP with a vanilla experience and friendly players. We hope to see many new faces there!

aurora.my.pebble.host:25583

Tofis Hangout

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4807
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	179	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Void Gems Collected:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10

Welcome to Tofi’s Hangout!A simple survival server with 12 races to choose from! alongside this also server includes Terralith and Terratonic data packs for better world generation!Can you unlock the 1 secret race?Enjoy!

tofishangout.minecraftjoin.xyz:25678

Endpixel Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1682
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

EndPixel Network [1.20] – Factions | We offer an exiting new way of gaming! ₪ Custom Abilities ₪ Quests ₪ New Minecraft Monsters ₪ New Minecraft Bosses ₪ Permanent Elytra Effects ₪ Storyline ₪ 25+ New Enchants ₪ Events ₪ Combat Gadget Abilities ₪ 1.8 COMBAT – NO SCHEMATIC PRINTER – NO GENBUCKETS – VANILLA

play.endpixel.net

Tiny Kingdom

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3636
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Enchantments Applied:	137	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Welcome to Tiny Kingdom!We offer many Features such as: – Survival – Anarchy Sky Block – Factions / Territory Claim – RPG Skillsystem – Many Custom Enchantments – DeathChest – Leaderboards – Live Map and much more!

supertinykingdom.com

Wither Land

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1985
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Secret Passages Found:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Dimension Hops:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

WitherLand is a Minecraft Survival server from Bangladesh that puts all others to shame. Here, players can experience mind-blowing PvP and PvE battles and attempt to become rich off the server’s unique player-driven economy. Its Discord is not only a great place for getting to know other players but to find support as well. The clock is ticking, and adventure awaits; join the incredible WitherLand server and embark on an electrifying journey that will redefine Survival Minecraft servers everywhere!IP:play.witherland.top Port:25572 (Bedrock Only)Discord: https://discord.com/invite/symZQESR9H

play.witherland.top:25572

Bandit Craft

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7170
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	484	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to the ultimate Minecraft gaming destination – Bandit Craft! We’ve created an immersive and dynamic experience that combines the best of multiple worlds to satisfy all your gaming desires.– Custom Lobby: Step into our beautifully crafted lobby, a hub of possibilities where your adventure begins. From here, you can access a variety of exciting game modes and connect with players from all over the world.– Skyblock: Test your skills in our custom Skyblock world. Start with a tiny island and expand it into a thriving ecosystem using limited resources and ingenuity. Trade with other players and become the ultimate island tycoon.– Bedwars: Battle it out in thrilling Bedwars matches. Protect your bed while launching strategic offensives against other teams. With a variety of maps and tactics, you’ll be on the edge of your seat in every match.– Mob Arena: Challenge your combat prowess in our action-packed Mob Arena. Team up with friends or go solo as you face waves of increasingly powerful mobs. Collect rewards and prove your battle skills.– Survival SMP: For those seeking a classic Minecraft experience, we have our very own Survival SMP server. Join a thriving community of survival enthusiasts, build your dream base, and explore a world full of secrets and surprises.– Safe Community: Bandit Craft is committed to providing a safe and friendly environment for players of all ages. Our dedicated staff ensures that you can enjoy your gaming experience without any disruptions.Ready to embark on a grand adventure like no other? Join Bandit Craft today and explore a world where endless opportunities await. Our custom lobby serves as the gateway to a universe of games and experiences that will keep you entertained for hours.

137.74.156.58:25594

Our New World

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9137
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Our New World ~ IntroductionOur New World is a Sandbox RPG 1.20.1 Server. Our aim is to have a long-term RPG server with frequent content updates, including, but not limited to: new items, cosmetics, pets, skills, enemies, bosses, worlds, story, etc.What we offer:– A RPG experience without sacrifing most vanilla features. – Five classical RPG classes with attributes and animated skills. – ModelEngine, custom texture pack with incredible models, NO mods required. – Active owner that will quickly answer to any feedback. – Frequent updates with bug fixing, improvements and new content, to keep the server fresh. – Seasonal events with custom dungeons and raid bosses. – EULA compliant. No P2W features. – And much more!

onw.minecraft.best

EggMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5755
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Welcome to EggMC, the ultimate Minecraft survival server! We’ve crafted a finely-tuned experience where survival is at its best. Explore custom items, discover amazing features, and build in a friendly community. Join us today and make your survival adventure epic!

play.EggMC.net

CapeDirt

Anarchy, Economy, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	799
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Farms Harvested:	817
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Animals Bred:	85
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Magic Items Found:	8933	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Simple mechanics non pay to win SMP mixed with Simi anarchy. For more info it’s recommended to join our discord

play.capedirt.net:25002

Sunshine Network

Survival

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3017
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2719	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Server oriented towards custom modes, currently with a developed RPG-style mode with a wide variety of weapons with effects, bosses and a large number of pets.

mc.sunshinesurvival.xyz

Based MC

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4512
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Based MC is a free for everyone Minecraft Anarchy server hosted in Europe that was created on July 31, 2023. There are no rules, players have the freedom to grief, kill other players, and steal without consequences. Based MC is also very community focused making regular polls and constantly listening to the community! Join now to play minecraft anarchy with lots of other players that like to build and PVP!

play.basedmc.fun

Alanium MC

KitPvP, Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1198
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

alanium.com

OdinCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9242
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Welcome to Odincraft, a Minecraft server that offers endless possibilities. Were thrilled that youve decided to join our community, and we cant wait to show you everything our server has to offer. Whether youre a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, were confident that youll find something to love on our server.

play.odincraft.net:34020