so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can ride rainbow unicorns and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. plus, we got this secret underground disco party where the DJ is a talking cactus. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a land where pizza grows on trees and pasta falls from the sky. it’s like, totally insane, dude. come join the fun before the evil llamas take over the world!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 94/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
Living Statues Befriended: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14
Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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