so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can ride rainbow unicorns and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. plus, we got this secret underground disco party where the DJ is a talking cactus. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a land where pizza grows on trees and pasta falls from the sky. it’s like, totally insane, dude. come join the fun before the evil llamas take over the world!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
Void Gems Collected: 30 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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