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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 5647 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 13 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2378 |
Crops Grown: | 5032 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 42 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 7891 |
Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping a mixtape next week!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s been known to challenge players to dance-offs for enchanted gear. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most absurd adventure of your life!