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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 9217 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 25 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 286 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 9995 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping a mixtape next week!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s been known to challenge players to dance-offs for enchanted gear. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most absurd adventure of your life!