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Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 1034 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 36 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 22 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
we got pigs that can fly, cows that can do backflips, and creepers that tell jokes! not to mention our epic treasure hunts where u can find diamonds the size of ur mom’s meatloaf!
but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even maduro himself called for a state ‘iron fist’ to try and shut us down! but we ain’t scared of no iron fist, we laugh in the face of danger and keep on building our epic minecraft empire!
so what r u waiting for? join us now and be a part of the most insane, hilarious, and downright crazy minecraft server in the universe! trust me, u won’t regret it (unless u hate fun, then u might regret it a little bit). let’s do this, gamers!