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| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 5938 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Zombie Dances: | 7 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 15 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
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