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| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 6483 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 800984 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 28 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 110 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Love Letters Sent: | 15 |
hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join us on the craziest, wildest, most epic server in alllll of minecraft land!
we got pigs that can fly, cows that can do backflips, and creepers that tell jokes! not to mention our epic treasure hunts where u can find diamonds the size of ur mom’s meatloaf!
but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even maduro himself called for a state ‘iron fist’ to try and shut us down! but we ain’t scared of no iron fist, we laugh in the face of danger and keep on building our epic minecraft empire!
so what r u waiting for? join us now and be a part of the most insane, hilarious, and downright crazy minecraft server in the universe! trust me, u won’t regret it (unless u hate fun, then u might regret it a little bit). let’s do this, gamers!
