Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can chat with a young woman who has some interesting stories to share about her experiences with male and female canines? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you adventurous players out there.

We only accept heterosexual men because, let’s be honest, they’re the best at listening to wild stories. But hey, if you’re not a straight dude, don’t worry, you’re still welcome to join in on the fun!

Just make sure you’re over 18 because things can get pretty crazy in here. And no, we’re not sharing any videos or pictures of our canine adventures, so don’t even ask!

So come on, join our server and let’s have a howling good time together! Just click the link and prepare yourself for some tail-wagging tales! 🐶🎮🤪

Updated November 5, 2024

Players: 109/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Falling into the Void: 1
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Crafty McCraftface: Where Sales Drop Harder Than MHA’s Ratings

    Crafty McCraftface: Where Sales Drop Harder Than MHA’s Ratings
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a sheep in a meadow? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in your pixelated life!

    We have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their tails, diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball, and creepers that breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena before you defeat it!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party after a long day of trying to kill you. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every Saturday night to show off his killer dance moves.

    So why settle for boring when you can join our server and have the time of your virtual life? Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Villages Defended: 8
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Heroic Legacies Created: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Novarealms: Where Villagers are the Real MVPs in This SMP Server

    Novarealms: Where Villagers are the Real MVPs in This SMP Server
    Nova Realms SMP
    :construction: We have just recently released for BETA Testing!
    :people_hugging: We are all about fun, inclusivity and most importantly diversity!
    :no_entry_sign: We have no restrictions (other than the minecraft/discord tos) and we are open to everyone!
    :clock: We plan on having this server open for as long as possible, to provide the best experience for all our players!
    :tv: There are plugins that modify the game to make it even more immersive and entertaining
    :mobile_phone: We are a bedrock AND Java compatible server, so invite all your friends!
    *(we are also accepting staff applications)*

    If you are interested, join our discord to learn more!

    We hope to see you there!

    Sincerely, Nova Realms SMP Administration Team

    https://discord.gg/e69zCs3Cnr

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: To join our server, please join our Discord server first and follow the instructions provided there.

    Q: Are there any restrictions on who can join?

    A: Other than following Minecraft and Discord terms of service, there are no restrictions on who can join our server. We welcome everyone!

    Q: Is there a specific theme or gameplay style on Nova Realms SMP?

    A: Our server focuses on fun, inclusivity, and diversity. We aim to provide a diverse and immersive gameplay experience for all players.

    Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow while playing on the server?

    A: While we strive to maintain a welcoming and inclusive environment, we do have a set of rules that all players must adhere to. These rules are available on our Discord server.

    Q: Can I invite my friends to play on Nova Realms SMP?

    A: Yes! Our server is bedrock and Java compatible, so feel free to invite all your friends to join in on the fun.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 22
    Demon Skulls Collected: 33 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Crafty Berserk Bonanza

    Crafty Berserk Bonanza
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every day is a wild and berserk adventure! Join us as we embark on epic quests, battle fierce mobs, and build the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen.

    But that’s not all – we also have daily “Berserk Thread” readings where we gather around and dive into the craziest chapters of the Berserk manga. It’s not porn, but it’s still pretty good, trust us.

    So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you fight off creepers while discussing the deep themes of friendship and betrayal in Berserk? Plus, our community is full of hilarious and eccentric players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Just click on the link and prepare for a wild ride: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tReA6c8HZ-4 (Disclaimer: link may or may not lead to actual Berserk content)

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 6535
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Sisterly Handjob Land – A Minecraft Server of Awkward Family Bonding

    Sisterly Handjob Land – A Minecraft Server of Awkward Family Bonding
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server for the unique experience of receiving a dry handjob from your older sister as you both gaze deeply into each other’s eyes. It’s a bonding experience like no other, and you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So come join us for some unforgettable moments and questionable family dynamics!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • PizzaCraft: Where in Italy is this dude hiding?

    PizzaCraft: Where in Italy is this dude hiding?
    Oh, you won’t find this lad in Italy, you’ll find him in the magical land of our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride llamas through the streets of Venice, build a pizza castle in Naples, and battle creepers in the Colosseum! Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret pasta mine hidden deep underground…just watch out for the spaghetti monsters! So come join us and experience Italy like never before, only on our crazy Minecraft server!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 172 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Blocky Booty Bouncers: Where Creeper Love Happens

    Blocky Booty Bouncers: Where Creeper Love Happens
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any spice? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest one out there!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons while riding on flying pigs. Our server is so epic, even the creepers have learned how to twerk!

    And if you’re into scandalous gossip, you’ll love our chat feature where players discuss the most pressing question of all time: “Do you have sex in your country?” Trust us, the answers will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Kronii’s Crazy Minecraft Adventure: AAAAAAA Edition

    Kronii’s Crazy Minecraft Adventure: AAAAAAA Edition
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t have any rules here, except for one: you must scream “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” at the top of your lungs every time you log in. Why, you ask? Well, because it’s fun, duh!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets to ride a rainbow unicorn into battle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Kronii, who will grant you three wishes in exchange for a dance-off.

    But beware, there’s a mischievous VT roaming the server, stealing people’s items and hiding them in the most ridiculous places. If you can find your missing diamond sword in the belly of a giant slime, you’ll earn the title of “Master Detective” and be hailed as a hero among players.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything is possible and chaos reigns supreme! Just remember to keep screaming “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” or risk being banished to the realm of boring servers. Let the madness begin!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Potions Brewed: 168
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Pixelated Pals: Where Reality Meets Virtual Blocks

    Pixelated Pals: Where Reality Meets Virtual Blocks
    Are you tired of the boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join us for a wild ride where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where you can party with skeletons and zombies all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays enchanted eggs.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 157 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Complicated Vanilla Server – Simple Minds Allowed Only! Join the Chaos!

    Complicated Vanilla Server – Simple Minds Allowed Only! Join the Chaos!

    Complexity SMP Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Age 3 months old
    Features Exploration-based modpack, built-in economy, Discord chat integration
    Community Tight-knit, active, and adventurous

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. How do I join the Complexity SMP server?

    To join the server, you can download the modpack from here and follow the instructions provided on the website.

    2. What mods are included in the modpack?

    Mods such as Alex’s Caves, Create, Cataclysm, Iron’s Spells, and many others are included to enhance the gameplay experience.

    3. Is there an active Discord community for the server?

    Yes, the server has an active Discord community with useful features to engage with other players. You can join the Discord server here.

    4. What is the focus of the server?

    The server emphasizes exploration, creativity, and innovation, providing players with a long-lasting world to build and explore.

    5. Are new players welcomed on the server?

    Absolutely! The server is always looking forward to seeing new faces and welcoming new members to the community.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 18
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Runes Activated: 6

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Pixel Pals Playhouse

    Pixel Pals Playhouse
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old mascots? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the one and only Iku Nakatani as our official vidya mascot! Why settle for a boring old creeper when you can have a cute anime girl guiding you through your Minecraft adventures?

    Join our server for a chance to witness Iku Nakatani herself battling Ender Dragons with her magical powers and singing enchanting melodies to tame wild wolves. Rumor has it that she even has a secret stash of diamonds hidden somewhere in the world, just waiting for brave adventurers to find!

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wacky and wonderful world of Minecraft with Iku Nakatani by your side. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this magical land!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3883 Dragonkin Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • DetentionCraft: Where talking in class gets you banned! LOL

    DetentionCraft: Where talking in class gets you banned! LOL
    Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

    Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain the ability to speak fluent llama and ride on the backs of ender dragons. Not to mention, our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest blocks to add to his collection.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a disgruntled chicken who clucks ominously in the dead of night. Will you be brave enough to face the feathered fiend?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, don’t talk to Anon in school about it. We don’t need any weird rumors spreading…

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 7 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • ChrysoliteSMP: Where we dig holes, make friends, and accidentally blow up our bases!

    ChrysoliteSMP: Where we dig holes, make friends, and accidentally blow up our bases!

    Welcome to ChrysoliteSMP!

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    We are a brand new server on 1.20.1 with a custom modpack.

    The following are the mods included in said modpack:

    – 🎙️ Voice Chat 🎙️
    – 🏘️ Minecolonies 🏘️
    – ⚡ Advanced Energistics 2 ⚡
    – 👑 FTB Mods ( Claims and Ultimine ) 👑
    – 🌳 Biomes O’ Plenty 🌳
    – 🌱 Mystical Agriculture 🌱
    – 🔧 Mekanism 🔧
    – 🛞 Create 🛞
    – ❓ and MUCH more! ❓

    We value your experience on our server. We expect 20tps 24/7.

    There is much more to come to ChrysoliteSMP as we are in the Early Access stage.

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    Check out the modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/chrysolitesmp

    Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/5N4HvmpzYr

    Server IP: chrysolitesmp.minecraft.best

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    Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    What version is the server running on? The server is running on Version 1.20.1 with a custom modpack.
    How many mods are included in the modpack? There are several mods included such as Voice Chat, Minecolonies, Advanced Energistics 2, FTB Mods, Biomes O’ Plenty, Mystical Agriculture, Mekanism, Create, and many more.
    What is expected in terms of server performance? We aim for 20tps 24/7 to ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.
    Is there more content planned for the server? Yes, we are in the Early Access stage and have plans to add more features and content to ChrysoliteSMP in the future.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Endless Legions Commanded: 33 Arcane Towers Raised: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Back in My Day Minecraft Madness

    Back in My Day Minecraft Madness
    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the weather is as unpredictable as your ex’s mood swings! Hail on hot spring days? Check. Smoke pollution in summer from wildfires? Double check. And don’t even get us started on the planes dropping unknown substances day and night – it’s like a rave in the sky!

    Join us if you want to experience the ultimate survival challenge, where you never know what Mother Nature (or the government) will throw at you next. Who needs boring old normal weather when you can have a constant adrenaline rush of chaos and confusion? So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and dodge falling objects like a pro on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed (or bored) here!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Falling into the Void: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • NukeCraft: Tel Aviv Edition – Coming Soon to a Server Near You!

    NukeCraft: Tel Aviv Edition – Coming Soon to a Server Near You!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of the real world, like Tel Aviv getting nuked in September 2024! Join us for a chance to rebuild Tel Aviv in our virtual world and show those pesky nukes who’s boss.

    Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and build amazing structures that will make even the most seasoned Minecraft players jealous. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret bunker hidden somewhere on the server where you can find rare loot and escape from any impending nuclear disasters.

    So come join us on our server and let’s show those nukes that we’re not afraid to build, survive, and thrive in the face of destruction!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Spill the Java Beans – Half-Vanilla, Full Fun! Join now for some survival adventures on 1.20.4!

    Spill the Java Beans – Half-Vanilla, Full Fun! Join now for some survival adventures on 1.20.4!
    Java Survival SMP Server

    Java Survival SMP Server

    Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Every block you see has been mined and placed by hand! Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else: you’ll never see them using commands for personal gain!

    We don’t use the same old plugins you’re tired of seeing such as Essentials or GriefPrevention. We’ve got our own custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, so we’ve got our own unique feel.

    Server address: mc.javasurvival.com

    Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa

    Server Goals

    • Be your primary Minecraft home: By providing an up-to-date Minecraft experience with longevity.
    • Champion our community: We value our community. Java Survival exists for the players, not for the staff. Players have a say in what goes on.

    Server Rules

    1. No excessively offensive language
    2. No politics or other controversial topics
    3. No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
    4. Do not disturb other players’ property
    5. Do not build too close to other players
    6. Be respectful to others and be kind!
    7. No advertising

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can join the server by entering the server address mc.javasurvival.com in your Minecraft client.
    Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server? Yes, please refer to the Server Rules section above for the list of rules that all players must adhere to.
    Can I use mods on the server? It is recommended to play on the server without any mods to ensure a fair and consistent gameplay experience for all players.
    How can I report a player who is breaking the rules? You can report any rule violations to the server moderators or administrators through Discord or in-game chat.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Animals Bred: 63
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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