InventFailz – Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find out the answer to this burning question! Our server is home to the most chaotic and ridiculous inventions you’ll ever see. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, we’ve got it all! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lab where players are trying to create a potion that turns everything into cake. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that is our server!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Runes Activated:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	357
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Buildings Constructed:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Villages Defended:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	153	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3160
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Star Shards Collected:	203
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Divine Spears Created:	14	Gods Slained:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!