InventFailz – Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find out the answer to this burning question! Our server is home to the most chaotic and ridiculous inventions you’ll ever see. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, we’ve got it all! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lab where players are trying to create a potion that turns everything into cake. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that is our server!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Enchantments Applied:	107	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Nexia

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

When you join Nexia, you’re joining more than just an ordinary Minecraft server. You become part of an amazing community. You, our players, are the most important thing to us, because you make the server what is it! You are our biggest priority. It’s our job to make sure you are happy and enjoying your time with us as best as we can. Our members are family to us. We look beyond the screen and care about our members personally as well. Our player base consists of wonderfully helpful members, always willing to lend a hand and some even lend an ear.

Our staff team are some of the nicest you’ll ever find in a Minecraft server. We have zero tolerance for rude, immature or discriminative behaviour in our community and our staff are the perfect examples of community behaviour. Any issues that may arise are dealt with quickly and fairly with everyone’s best interest in mind. Members are always welcome to contact the staff team for any sort of help, whether it be in-game or even in their personal lives.

Our members are responsible for keeping us going and helping us grow with their donations. 100% of any money donated is used to keep the community alive. No one personally profits from any money received, so you can rest assured when you donate to Nexia your money goes straight to the community. Every month we post a financial report publicly to the community, so you know exactly how the money that you donated is being spent. We want to be sure everyone has the best experience we can possibly give to keep the community thriving. All ideas are heard with open minds, all members are treated equally, and we work our hardest to create a supportive environment for all.

If you are interested in joining us on our adventure together, join our discord: https://discord.gg/eDfzCvZPVu

Find us on Twitter @playnexia

Find us on Instagram @NexiaMC

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PopCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

PopCraft Survival Server

– 24/7. – Server has been running since beta 1.8. – Friendly staff and players. – Server rules can be viewed using the “/rules” command in-game.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Penguin Craft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Our community is based on Minecraft survival. A type of survival experience where players can create Towns using the Towny plugin. The Towny plugins allows players to create large towns will all their friends to create the most impressive buildings that you can think of. Our community strives on players and staff who create the enjoyable atmosphere for all.

Unlike the majority of Minecraft servers, Penguin Craft is ran on dedicated hosting. Running on powerful equipment, we can assure you have a lag-free experience on Penguin Craft. Come and start your own adventure on Penguin Craft, you will not regret it.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Secret Passages Found:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

GC2 Polska

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Survival

GC2 server Factions + SkyBlock + Minigames Unique, original plugins and world generators. We invite you! IP: gc2.pl /// gc2.mcsw.pl

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Arkham Network

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skywars

ArkhamNetwork 1.7.2-1.7.10

Welcome to ArkhamNetwork, were a fun Minecraft server network! We have custom plugins, a great community and exciting new gamemodes that are unique to us. We are always improving our network, adding more features and servers based around your feedback! You are what make us what we are today. Thank you!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

McTopia

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

McTopia is a minecraft network consisting 5 different servers with many custom plugins created by the owner of McTopia. McTopia also has a website with a live list of online players along with an online ban-system and forum. Our staff is among the friendliest people you will ever come across. Come join us today!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Magic Items Found:	8785
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2697

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Nomercymc

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Divine Spears Created:	19
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Skyroad

Skyroad Minecraft:

Different game types under one roof!

Survival, Freebuild, Events, WAR, PvP.

Join Skyroad: http://wiki.skyroad.me/Join

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Magic Items Found:	2169	Ores Mined:	5820
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Enchantments Applied:	277
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SkullCraft Skyblock

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Join now, you’ll have a blast playing on SkullCraft Skyblock!

Key Features: » Recently reset « » Latest in Skyblock Mechanics « » 10 Themed Starter Islands « » Player Shops « » Upgradable Islands « » Nether / End World Access « » Minigames « » Pre1.9 PVP Mechinics « » MCMMO RPG Leveling System «

► IP: play.skull-craft.com ► Version: 1.8 – 1.15+

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

ParkourCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Skyblock

KitPvP – Custom kit server with plenty of classes to fit your specific play type Parkour – Custom parkour server with completable levels that will track your completion statistics. Factions – 1.8 FactionsUUID with Crates and KoTH Survival – Hardcore Vanilla PvP Skyblock – Skyblock survival with challenges and a great community. Creative – 101×101 plots with plenty of people to enjoy building with. Guns – A custom minigame that utilizes guns in minecraft.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

WitherCraft

MCMMO, greifing, essentials, Deticated Ram, Factions, Raiding, Great Staff, Buycraft Donations

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Dimension Hops:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Peaceful craft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

PeacefulCraft first came online in October of 2012. Over the years we’ve expanded our gamemode selection and currently host PvE, Peaceful, and Creative Plots servers. Our friendly and dedicated moderation team is always around to help while our network admins continue to develop new game modes and features to grow our community. We strive to create a positive, friendly community and hope you decide to join us.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

EDawg878 Creative

Creative

There is a reason why we are the most popular creative server, join the server and find out for yourself!

+ Advanced plot protection system to keep your builds safe, even when you are offline + Toggle between survival, creative, and pvp gamemodes + Access to almost all WorldEdit commands as a reward for voting + Roleplay marriage commands + The best backup system found on any Minecraft server to ensure your progress is never lost + We can rollback any amount of grief within seconds + Active community of thousands of players, we are the largest creative server out there! + Sophisticated anti-spam protection systems + Unique donator options found on our webstore + Useful forum website to interact within our community + Large plots 512×512, when you are done you can even clear them with a single command

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Stirebuild

Creative, Economy, Survival

Stirebuild is a English and Dutch Minecraft server with both a Survival World and a Creative World.

There is a shop at spawn where you can buy most blocks and items after you have obtained or crafted them. At this shop you can also buy stuff like spawners, special items and armor which have special effects like being immune to certain effects. You can buy these with Credits which you can get by selling blocks or by playing in the Arena at the spawn.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	26	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

TagCraftMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Survival Games

We’re a multi-server network that offers a range of different Minecraft Game modes for people to play. Our servers are based in North America, We welcome both Premium and Offline players.

– Network: Global Chat, Pms, Pets. – Factions: PvP and Peace worlds. – Creative: Large 64×64 plots. – Survival Games: Over 100 different kits. – Quake: Multiplayer arenas or 1v1, 2v2 arenas – Mario Kart: Coming Soon

More info at http://www.tagcraftmc.com/welcome

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Reality Warps Survived:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Divine Scrolls Written:	18

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.