InventFailz – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

HanKangLitCraft Server

2024.., acclaimed writer, Author, award, Han Kang, HanKangLitCraft, international recognition, Korean author, Korean literature, literary achievement, literary excellence, literary honor, Literary world, Literature, Nobel laureate, Nobel Prize, Novelist, prestigious award, Server, south korea, South Korean, winner

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where we all pretend we’re living in a world where South Korean author Han Kang won the Nobel prize in literature in 2024? Yeah, I know, it’s like totally bonkers but hear me out – on this server, we all have to write our messages in the chat using only quotes from her books! And if you don’t, you get banished to the nether realm where you have to fight off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot! Trust me, it’s a wild ride and you won’t wanna miss out on all the wacky adventures that await you on this server. So come join us and let’s get literary in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

LebCraft: Prez Hunt & Block Push!

BLOCK, foreign relations, government installation, hezbollah, Hezbollah influence, Hezbollah opposition, hunt, Lebanese government, Lebanese leadership, Lebanese politics, Lebanese president, Lebanese sovereignty, Lebanon crisis, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, political instability, political interference, political manipulation, prez, push, regional tensions, US, us foreign policy, US influence, US intervention

so, like, this server is like the best thing since sliced bread, dude. we got, like, a bunch of crazy stuff happening all the time. like, one time, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a pack of angry wolves. it was, like, totally insane, man.

and, like, if you join our server, you can, like, become the king of the land and rule over all the other players. you can build, like, the biggest castle ever and show off to all your friends. it’s, like, the ultimate power trip, bro.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps? yeah, dude, it’s, like, straight out of a movie. you gotta be, like, super sneaky to get through it without getting wrecked.

so, like, why wouldn’t you want to join our server, dude? it’s, like, the most epic adventure you’ll ever have in Minecraft. come join us and let’s have some crazy fun together!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Farms Harvested:	328
Endless Night Skies:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

SmileCraft: Face-to-Face Fun

behavioral science, Body language, communication studies, emotional connection, emotional expression, face to face, FACETOFACE, Fun, human interaction, interpersonal relationships, mutual response, nonverbal communication, positive interactions, Psychology, real-life conversations, Relationship Building, smilecraft, smiling, social behavior, social cues, social dynamics, social interactions, social psychology

so, liek, u wanna join dis amaze-balls minecraft server cuz it’s, like, totally gonna make u smile so much dat u gonna make all da friends in da world. researchers, like, totally measured how much u smile in real-life convos and found out dat it, like, makes people, like, respond back more and stuff. so, like, join dis server and smile ur way to friendship and, like, total domination. u won’t regret it, bro.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Magic Items Found:	3560	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Runes Activated:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Romania Dreams Minecraft Server

Adventure, Beautiful landscapes, blockquotepRomania, Culture Shock, discovering the unknown., dracula, dreams, eastern europe, European Vacation, Exploring, folklore, foreign country, Minecraft, Mysterious, New Day, Off the beaten path, Romania, Serverpblockquote, Traditional, Transylvania, travel, unexpected, unique experience, waking up

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the spawn point is in Romania for some reason! Join us for a wild adventure as you navigate through the rugged terrain of Transylvania, avoiding vampire mobs and dodging garlic projectiles.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by Dracula himself. Dance the night away with creepers and zombies while sipping on potions of invisibility.

If you’re feeling brave, you can even try your luck at the Romanian Roulette mini-game, where the stakes are high and the rewards are… well, nonexistent.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness of Minecraft in Romania!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	256	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Minecraft SMP – /flg/ – F-List General

Archive, character profiles, chat client, Depravity, Eicon search tool, F-List, F-List community, favorite color, fetishes, flg, FList, Forums, general, kinks, Minecraft, Partners, profile image search, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, shitposting aid, site drama, smp, Tierlists, webchat

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take erotic roleplaying to a whole new level! Join us for some blocky fun as we create character profiles and find like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes to roleplay with. Our webchat is perfect for some textual roleplaying, and our group forums have more kinks and depravity than you can shake a stick at.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you build a giant statue of a banana wearing a top hat while roleplaying as a sexy zombie pirate? Or maybe you want to reenact the Battle of Thermopylae with a twist – all the Spartans are actually unicorns in disguise! The possibilities are endless in our wacky world of Minecraft madness.

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite color in the process!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

InventFailz – Minecraft SMP

blunder, catastrophe, cautionary tale, Civilization, Disaster, Downfall, error, Failure, hindsight, History, human invention, innovation, InventFailz, Minecraft, misguided, mistake, progress, regret, Regrettable, smp, Technology, Warning, worst invention

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find out the answer to this burning question! Our server is home to the most chaotic and ridiculous inventions you’ll ever see. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, we’ve got it all! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lab where players are trying to create a potion that turns everything into cake. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that is our server!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Meteorites Collected:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

NeverlandCraft

Adventure, countries I won’t revisit, Country, culture, decision, Destination, Experience, Explore, Foreign, long tail: places I won’t return to, Memories, never again, NeverlandCraft, passport, regret, Revisit, tourism, travel, travel destinations I regret visiting, vacation, Wanderlust

Remember that one time you accidentally stumbled into a country filled with killer bunnies and exploding sheep? Yeah, never going back there again. But hey, if you’re looking for a wild adventure without the risk of getting blown up by fluffy animals, then you should definitely join our Minecraft server!

We’ve got a land so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to fly over it. Our server is like a magical wonderland where pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs) and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not literally, but we do have some pretty sweet loot).

So if you’re tired of boring old countries and want to explore a world where anything is possible, join our server now! Who knows, you might even run into a talking cow or a dancing creeper. Just don’t ask them for directions, they’re terrible at navigation.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CraftyBrains – Tap into the collective genius

ai, artificial brain, Artificial Intelligence, Collective, CraftyBrains, economic structures, emergent property, GENIUS, Humanity, INDIVIDUALS, innovation, recorded human knowledge, Resources, richest companies, Tap, Technology, wealth

come join our minecraft server where our players are actually artificial brains created by the richest companies and individuals in the world! we have the entirety of recorded human knowledge at our fingertips, so you know our builds are gonna be epic! economic structures have led us to this point, so why not embrace the inevitable and join us in this crazy adventure?

imagine mining with a brain that has all the answers, or battling mobs with a brain that can outsmart them at every turn. the possibilities are endless on our server, where AI reigns supreme and humanity takes a backseat.

so come on, join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft server you’ve ever seen. who needs regular players when you can have artificial brains running the show? it’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for a truly mind-blowing experience!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Towns Built:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

ADHD Squad: SSRIs & Methylphenidate

adhd, Adults, adverse events, cohort study, combined therapy, comorbid depression, Effectiveness, findings, long-term outcomes, medication, mental health, methylphenidate, neurology, pharmaceuticals, Psychiatry, research, Risk, Safety, squad, SSRIs, Treatment

come join our epic minecraft server where we have 17,234 players with ADHD but don’t worry, we give them all the SSRIs and methylphenidate they need to keep the party going! no risk of adverse events here, just pure chaotic fun! build, mine, and battle your way through our wacky world where anything is possible. join now and become part of the most insane community in minecraft history!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Farms Harvested:	804

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

LMAO Minecraft Server: Skip ENreco, Play JP GTA RP!

7d2d, Daily, en, ENReco, Entertainment, everyday, funny, Gaming, Gaming Community, grand theft auto, GTA, humor, japanese, JP gta RP, lmao, Minecraft, ONLINE, Play, Played, Roleplaying, Server, Skip, skipped, skipping, video games

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your gaming habits? Look no further, because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a virtual world! We’ve got players who skip 90% of the game content like it’s no big deal, just casually cruising through like they own the place. And forget about boring old English servers, we’ve got players who are so dedicated to their Japanese GTA RP that they practically live in the game. Plus, who needs to play in English when you can skip the entire EN 7d2d server and still have a blast on ours? Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – just don’t forget to buckle up, because things are about to get insane!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Star Shards Collected:	91	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

New Japan Guy Minecraft SMP Fun Time

acceptance, aew, Awareness, bullying, compassion, criticism, Differences, disability, Diversity, Empathy, fan culture, Fun, guy, Inclusivity, Japan, Minecraft, mocking, new japan, perspective, sensitivity, smp, Time, tolerance, Understanding, wrestling, wwe

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and more drama than a reality TV show. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in the best way possible.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of llamas who have taken over the world and now rule with an iron hoof. Or maybe you’re intrigued by the rumor that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the world, complete with dancing creepers and glowstone cocktails.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wackiest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Endless Night Skies:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7606

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

NoHubbyNoPartyCraft

family conflict, family dynamics, family loyalty, family relationships, family unity, Family Values, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ inclusion, marriage issues, Marriage Support, NoHubbyNoPartyCraft, personal boundaries, relationship dynamics, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, support system, wedding decisions, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding guest list

Are you tired of boring weddings with the same old drama? Then come join our Minecraft server where we guarantee a wedding-free zone! No need to worry about family feuds or awkward seating arrangements here.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any pesky family members crashing the party. Our server is the perfect place for gamers, comic lovers, and introverts alike – no judgments here!

So why wait? Join now and escape the drama for a world of endless possibilities. Who needs a wedding when you can have a virtual paradise all to yourself? Let’s build, create, and laugh together on our epic Minecraft server – where family drama is just a distant memory.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Wanderlust SMP: Italy! Pizza, pasta, and pvp!

Adventure, Adventure Awaits, bucket list, Cultural experience, Dream destination, dream vacation, exotic destination, Exploration, globe-trotting, international travel, italy, long term travel, new experiences, one-way ticket, pasta, pizza, PvP, smp, travel, travel goals, travel inspiration, travel the world, vacation, Wanderlust, wanderlust vibes

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and a community of players who are as unpredictable as a creeper in a minefield.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But little did they know, it was all a trap set by the mischievous admins who love to troll unsuspecting players. Will you be the next victim of their shenanigans?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to challenge players to dance battles for rare loot. Can you bust a move and defeat this formidable foe?

So, if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of chaos, laughter, and maybe a few tears (from laughing too hard), then join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and a diamond sword – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9520	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Mines Excavated:	4039
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CringeCraft – Where Regrets are Made

CringeCraft, regrets

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to discover the shocking truth about the secret underground society of creepers who are plotting to take over the world with their explosive dance moves. Uncover the mystery of why villagers are always so obsessed with trading emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh and spider eyes. And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theory that Herobrine is actually just a misunderstood artist trying to express himself through pixel art. So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, thanks to those pesky creepers)!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7169	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Void Gems Collected:	29

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

WildlifeCollapse Minecraft Server

Biodiversity, climate change, conservation, conservation efforts, ecological balance, ecosystem collapse, Endangered species, environmental crisis, environmental devastation, Extinction, global impact, habitat loss, Minecraft, points of no return, Report, Server, species preservation, urgent action needed, Warning, wildlife decline, wildlife populations, wildlife protection, WildlifeCollapse

so, liek, u kno how in minecraft u gotta protect the animals n stuff? well dis server is all about savin dem wildlife populations from collapsin!! we got pandas, polar bears, dolphins, u name it!! but dey all in danger of reachin ‘points of no return’ so u gotta come help us save dem!! join us on dis epic adventure to protect da animals and save da world!! plus, we got free cake for all new players cuz who doesn’t love cake, amirite?? so come on, join us and be a hero for da animals!! 🐼🐻🐬🍰🌍

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	21	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Potions Brewed:	106	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0