InsultCraft SMP: Big Brain Burns

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3387
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Dimension Hops:	13
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! We got a whole bunch of crazy shenanigans going on, like one time we had a creeper riding a pig in a diamond helmet, it was wild, man. And the best part is, we have the smartest insults ever, like one time someone called another player a potato with legs, I was dying, bro. So if you wanna be part of this wacky world of madness, join us now and prepare to laugh your butt off!

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3942
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	6944
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3066
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
New Chunks Explored:	190044	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5015
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
New Chunks Explored:	556080	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Farms Harvested:	497
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8748
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Animals Bred:	56	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6275
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Gods Slained:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6439
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1195
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Ores Mined:	5711	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2816
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Falling into the Void:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7149
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9606
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Alien Abductions:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

sky-network.eu

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8275
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	356	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8402
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Potions Brewed:	79	Holy Grails Found:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	289

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Play.FrontierSMP.net

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6408
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ores Mined:	903	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Chimeras Created:	4

play.infinitemc.net

Warden City

Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1098
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	5796	Animals Bred:	105
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Runes Activated:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

104.128.51.3

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	144
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	580	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Meteorites Collected:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Star Shards Collected:	155
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

alliancecraft.net