InsultCraft – Says What?!

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4301
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

New Minecraft Servers

u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, this server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of diamonds. like, seriously, u ain’t gonna find a better server out there.

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u are surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. they start speaking in british accents and offer u a tour of the server on their magic carpet.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of creepers exploding? yeah, that’s a thing here.

also, our staff is made up of actual wizards who can grant u three wishes just for joining the server. one time, i wished for a pet dragon and now i ride him into battle against the evil villagers trying to take over the server. it’s lit.

so, what are u waiting for? come join the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft server out there. and remember, if anyone tries to insult u, just say “says what” and watch them cower in fear.

Kilocraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8060
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Kilocraft is a vanilla survival server that has been running snapshots since 1.13, and we are currently running our world on version 1.21. Over time the Kilocraft community has grown a lot and thanks to suggestions of our players we could add features such as claiming, playtime-based ranks, and pwarps to help improve the community aspect of our server! If you want to join us, connect to 50kilo.org, if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask any of our staff!Server Stats: We have a powerful machine, to make sure you only get to play on the best performance of 1.21 > RAM: 64GB > CPU: i9 9900k > Storage: 2TB NVMe

50kilo.org

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4591
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Zombie Dances:	10	Crops Grown:	6092
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

org.berrysmp.net

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2984
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Emeralds Found:	613
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Potions Brewed:	141	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

play.originsreborn.org

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8490
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

play.battleasya.com

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1716
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

playwavecraft.net

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7485
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	431	Players Killed by Monsters:	6532
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

play.squirtlesquadmc.com

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1273
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	246
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	2178
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Chimeras Created:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

play.exeoscraft.com

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6711
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Villages Defended:	20
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	2

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

play.cropied.com

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6457
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Zombie Dances:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	267	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

play.kchscraft.net

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6154
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

munchymc.com

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8719
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Enchantments Applied:	112	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

jogar.celestialpixelmon.com

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6639
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
New Chunks Explored:	330271	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

play.mc64.wtf

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5340
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

play.minejordyn.org

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9103
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

mc.omegacraft.cl

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	392
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

play.flaremc.org