InsultCraft – Says What?!

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7392
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

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VentureBlock MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2046
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2

Venture Block MC 1.20.1 Sanctuary Survival server based economy, quests, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Escape Survival player based economy, quests, player shops, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Creative Test World to test all your build ideas before building in survival, create schematics, maps and more!

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OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8353
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Towns Built:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

play.oceaniacraft.net

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1298
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

play.hollowtree.net

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7888
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Magic Items Found:	8245	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

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EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3907
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dimension Hops:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

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Hopela – Survival

Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3251
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Farms Harvested:	350	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

play.hopela.fr

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8722
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Votes:	6532
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Villages Defended:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9069
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	611
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

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Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8434
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	365
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

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Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9253
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Villages Defended:	19
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	154

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9125
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Emeralds Found:	8284	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

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AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1464
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Runes Activated:	7

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

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HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5598
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Enchantments Applied:	247
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Runes Activated:	5

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

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Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5480
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Dragons Tamed:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Animals Bred:	124
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	13

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