InsultCraft – Says What?!

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4919
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

New Minecraft Servers

u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, this server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of diamonds. like, seriously, u ain’t gonna find a better server out there.

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oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of creepers exploding? yeah, that’s a thing here.

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The Universe Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9506
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

The Universe is a Minecraft Community Server for all ages. Our committed Universe Team creates gameplay like no other. Everything on our network is exclusively crafted, ensuring a custom-made and unique experience.Gamemodes: – Next Level Prison – Cyberpunk Laser TagThis server is running entirely on custom code written by experienced creators. It’s safe, grief-free, high-performance, and has dedicated staff. Updates are entirely community-based.Join now!

theuniverse.network

MineSeed

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4673
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Mineseed is a unique and vanilla survival experience.-Grief Prevention -1.18 Caves & Cliffs -Unique Quests Daily -Navigation menus -Spawner Changes -Optimized performance; no lag experienced -Nice player base -Emerald Shops AND A LOT MOREJOIN NOW FOR THE BEST SURVIVAL EXPERIENCE AT PLAY.MINESEED.ORG

join.mineseed.org

Medieval Vanilla

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7162
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

A vanilla server with some life quality plugins such as essentials, GriefPrevention, and TreeGravity. The server is updated to the newest version as soon as Optifine is released. With a small and friendly community, we strive to create a safe place to chill out. Griefers and trolls are not welcome and will be banned as soon as possible. SERVER IP: medieval-vanilla.com Server Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19132 Server Port [Java]: 25565Example: medieval-vanilla.com:19132

medieval-vanilla.com

MINERAZE

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9915
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Crops Grown:	9229	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Zombie Dances:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	3782	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

We offer many features such as:Custom Towny, Items, Mobs, Jobs, Dungeons, and more.Join with org.mineraze.net

org.mineraze.net

GladMC

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2769
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Villages Defended:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Minecraft Server GladMC – Brazilian Server BedWars, Full PvP, RankUP, Practice …Server IP: mc.gladmc.com Site: https://gladmc.com Discord: https://dc.gladmc.com Instagram: https://ig.gladmc.comThe best minecraft server in Brazil, without lag with Ping BR! Invite your friends and meet new people, have fun in our mini games.

mc.gladmc.com

PrismaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1383
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Divine Spears Created:	19
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	19

ANNOUNCEMENT! Towny 2 has been released!PrismaCraft is a friendly, community-focused towny server that is perfect for any Minecraft players looking for a place to settle down and vibe, build, and grind to their hearts content! Our unique range of plugins help create a cosy, yet grindy, vanilla-ish experience with RPG elements. Come find your own little home within our lovely community!Discord: https://discord.gg/prismacraft LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/prismacraft

play.prismacraft.net

FlashSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1764
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	218	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Welcome to BlossomSMP, a captivating Minecraft survival multiplayer experience where creativity and community intertwine in a vibrant world of endless possibilities. In this enchanting 1.20 version of the game, BlossomSMP invites you to embark on a journey like no other, where the landscape is painted with the hues of blossoming trees and the air is filled with the sweet fragrance of adventure.

blossum.gg

TheYolos

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7529
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2436	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Emeralds Found:	5476	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	406528
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

play.theyolos.com

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6271
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	203
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

play.rexkraft.com

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6910
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Enchantments Applied:	111	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4438
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
New Chunks Explored:	388541	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8060
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	237	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4361
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1679
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6619
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu