InsultCraft – Says What?!

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5257
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Players Killed by Monsters:	6547	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	17

New Minecraft Servers

u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, this server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of diamonds. like, seriously, u ain’t gonna find a better server out there.

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oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of creepers exploding? yeah, that’s a thing here.

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RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9691
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mines Excavated:	1341	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

play.rexkraft.com

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1080
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2460
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2182
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	6284
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	15

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3324
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	142
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3790
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Alien Abductions:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3704
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	36	Dragon Scales Harvested:	135
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5279
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Endless Night Skies:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Villages Defended:	18
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Potions Brewed:	66
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8973
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Enchantments Applied:	113	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Towns Built:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Astral Projections Made:	0

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	561
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	New Chunks Explored:	867947
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Villages Defended:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4590
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Votes:	3512
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	7860
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Farms Harvested:	566	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1400
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Enchantments Applied:	213	Villages Defended:	16
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9075
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2560
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Emeralds Found:	9952	Mines Excavated:	4232
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Zombie Dances:	4	New Chunks Explored:	785694

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4157
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

mcservers.oreo.gg